Monday, Jan. 14, 2008
Part 2


[Spinelli grunts]

Max: Spinelli?

Spinelli: What?

Max: What are you doing?

Spinelli: Aligning my chakras.

Max: Stop. Look, I locked up Stan's box like you asked, but you better have something for Jason when he gets back.

Spinelli: Yeah, The Jackal is almost oxygenated and ready to complete the mission handed down by Stone Cold.

Max: Good, good. Hey -- ahem -- when you're done with that, do you mind getting on the litigator of the year website and just seeing if Ms. Miller has a reason to celebrate when she gets back?

Lulu's voice: Spinelli, it's Lulu. Somebody grabbed me, I don't know who. Please tell Jason, just hurry. With all the speed dialing, I don't know anybody else's phone number but yours, and I have no idea where I am. I'm -- I'm looking at a painting of -- of a guy in a robe with a spade and a watering can, and I don't know what's going on --

[Lulu screams]

Spinelli: Don't worry, fair Lulu, I will save you.

Logan: Think again.

Spinelli: What --

Logan: Let's go. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Smoke detector beeps]

Elizabeth: Jake -- oh!

Elizabeth: Hang on, Jake! Mommy's going to save you! Come on -- oh, please -- please be ok for me.

[Siren]

Elizabeth: All right. Let's go.

Woman: The ambulance and fire department are on their way.

Elizabeth: I don't have time, I have to go to the hospital.

Cameron: Mommy, your leg is bleeding.

Elizabeth: It's ok, baby, mommy's going to be fine, and so is your brother. You stay with Irma until I get home, ok?

Cameron: Ok, mama.

Jerry: I was merely doing a favor for an old friend.

Jax: Given your history of favors, that only worries me more.

Jerry: I would've wound up worrying you if I'd refused. Come on, how about a round -- on you?

Jax: What are we talking about Jerry, hmm? Microchips? Secret government plans? Smuggling?

Jerry: No, no, no, nothing -- I can happily and honestly say no to all -- nothing more, brother.

Jax: All right. Carly and I are having a hard time, mostly because of whatever it is she has going on with Jason. And then there's her ex-husband, our city's friendly neighborhood gangster, ready to start a war with the Zacchara family -- not to mention this crazy killer going around and strangling women.

Jerry: What is it you want from me, Jax?

Jax: I'd like to look at you and see at least one front that doesn't represent disaster in my life -- you know, since I'd like to reach a point where I can stop fathering you --

Jerry: And father a baby with Carly.

Joe: Angie, baby -- baby, you ok?

Epiphany: Please leave her.

Sam: Joe, Joe, let the doctors do their job.

Kelly: Angie? Angie?

Joe: You let them work on her, or so help me, I will set this off!

Russell: You'll kill your wife.

Joe: Oh, is that worse than what you're doing -- standing there watching her -- and maybe the baby -- die, while you do nothing?

Epiphany: We are trying to help! Look, I have lost a child, and I am sick and tired of all this pain and death! So if you've got a problem with me helping this woman and her baby, take it up with me afterwards. Otherwise, stay the hell out of my way!

Anthony: I think seeing Johnny all the time kept his mother in my head. Johnny loved his mother, but she's been gone for a while now. His love will fade. He's my son now, and he's got what it takes to run my business.

Jason: He's green.

Anthony: Green grows up. It turns to brown. It gets tough and hard and grows thorns. Johnny will rake your eyes out with those thorns someday. He's his father's son.

Jason: People die in the time it takes to grow up in this business, you know that.

Anthony: Not Johnny. He'll grow up quickly. He has to. If he doesn't, his mother wins, but she won't. His mother can't beat nature, nature wins out. A boy becomes his father. He lives out his father's life or he dies trying.

Jason: What do you -- what do you know about this guy named Moreau?

Anthony: I never heard of him. One more clown in the conga line -- they come, they go. Guys like me -- they stay just to piss off people like you. I can see it on you -- the hate. If you need to be some punk coward and kill a man in his bed, go ahead. And if not, sneak out the same hole you snuck in. It's time for my prayers.

Jason: What do you pray for?

Anthony: That's the wrong question.

Jason: Is there a right question?

Anthony: "Who do I pray to?"

[Anthony chuckles]

Anthony: About your sister -- I did not strangle her. I could have. It's too bad she's dead. Killing her would've been the first thing on my to-do list when I get out of here -- and I will get out.

[Phone rings]

Jason: Yeah? When?

Jax: I've toyed with the idea of wanting to be a father.

Jerry: And does Carly want to toy back?

Jax: Well, it's -- it's difficult for her to conceive. She -- um -- she had a miscarriage several years back.

Jerry: What about Morgan?

Jax: A happy miracle. It might be asking too much to push for another one. I know stress levels are a factor, and these days, there doesn't seem to be anything but.

Jerry: Well, then I suggest you get your private jet ready and take your beautiful, nosy, stressed-out woman away, and keep toying.

Jax: Are you trying to get me out of town?

Tracy: Ooh, that's a good idea. All men should leave town. And if you run into my husband, tell him he's a dead man walking. Special delivery. You can collect your 25-cent tip when you recycle.

Coleman: Uh-uh, you can't leave now, sweetheart, you're just -- you're getting started, huh?

Tracy: Get your hands off me.

Coleman: Come on --

Tracy: Get your hands off me!

Coleman: Ok! Easy, man. Just a little affection.

Jax: Is there a problem?

Tracy: Yes. When god created Eve, he should've quit while he was ahead. And if you'll excuse me -- oh!

Jax: Oh, oh, oh --

Spinelli: I have no idea where fair Lulu is being held, and even if I did, I wouldn't tell you.

Johnny: Then maybe you'll talk to me.

Spinelli: Oh, god -- the young vespid in league with the crabby commando. This does not bode well.

Logan: You know, Spinelli, we may still hate each other, but we care about Lulu, right?

Spinelli: Yeah.

Logan: Right. And since Johnny is the one who made her disappear, Johnny's going to help us get her back.

Spinelli: Is that really necessary?

Johnny: Lulu was taken to force me into making a shipment -- of what, I don't know. But if we're going to find her, we need to work together and not tell anybody.

Spinelli: Ok, we should tell Stone Cold, we could use his wise counsel.

Logan: Spinelli, you're wasting our time. Now, here's what I want you to do -- tell us what you know, or laptop here is going to take a swim.

Spinelli: No, please don't take The Jackal's link to this world and others. Oh -- oh, ok, ok, ok. Fair Lulu left a message on my cell, it made little sense. That's all I know.

Lulu: Let me out!

Man: You can do that all night long if you want to. Door's not going to break, and nobody's going to hear you. Have fun.

[Lulu screams]

Anthony: What the hell do you want?

Trevor: Anthony. That any way to greet an old friend?

Anthony: Is that what you are now?

Trevor: Well, that's what I've always been -- your friend, your consigliere, keeper of all your old secrets -- and, by god, you had a lot of them.

Anthony: "Have," not "had." I'm not past tense yet.

Trevor: All the more reason why you still need me to keep them.

Anthony: How many have you got?

Trevor: To, I got enough to protect me -- and you, if need be. But Jason Morgan -- no good for secrets. So why don't we find a mutual way to keep each other's secrets safe? What do you say?

[Music plays]

Jerry: I can s you have your hands full, so I won't take any more of your time. But take my advice and go on a trip with your wife, ok?

Jax: Yeah. Take my advice -- don't let me find out you're back to your old ways.

Jerry: Yes, all right, little brother, I won't.

Jax: I thought you had a board meeting.

Tracy: I thought I had a husband.

Singer: Step back 'cause I do what I want to watch your back

[Tracy sighs]

Jerry: Yes, hold off on coming to town. Yes, I'm handling it. The Zaccharas are bringing the shipment. It'll be ready for distribution.

Man: Man, you better pull this off. We both know just how much you owe me, old friend.

Lulu's voice: Guy in a robe with a spade and a watering can, and I don't know what's going on --

[Lulu screams]

Johnny: Not a whole lot to go on -- a weird guy in a robe.

Spinelli: A monk. Perhaps she's in a monastery.

Logan: Smart. There are, what, only a few thousand of those in the world, Spinelli?

Spinelli: Look, it's a start. And I'm sure Lulu was somewhat comforted by the fact that she was able to reach The Jackal and ask for help, so --

Logan: Spinelli, you're a freak.

Johnny: Oh -- whoa. Enough.

Spinelli: Look, I'm sure Lulu wanted me to reach out to Stone Cold. We should respect her wishes.

Logan: Uh-uh-uh.

Johnny: Listen -- if we're going to find Lulu, we can't talk to Morgan or anybody else. It's not up for discussion.

Spinelli: Ok, Lulu's fatal flaw may be her questionable taste in -- well, both of you -- but I am her best friend. She is brave and resourceful, and she will not back down.

Johnny: Which could get her into a lot more trouble.

[Banging on door]

Jason: Hey -- I'm a -- I'm a friend of the woman who lives here. Can you tell me what happened? What about the others inside? There's two little boys.

Fireman: I'm sorry, sir, I don't have that information, but the fire's contained. There's no one in there.

Cameron: Jason!

Jason: Hey, hey, hey, cam. Whoa, are you -- are you ok? Ok, where's your mom and your little brother?

Irma: Elizabeth is a very brave woman -- she ran into the fire to save her baby. They went to the hospital.

Kelly: How far along are you in your pregnancy?

Angie: Six months. I got the flu or something.

Kelly: Ok, what are your symptoms?

Angie: Trouble breathing, cramps, fever.

Joe: What's wrong with her?

Kelly: We have to run some tests.

Joe: Well, run them.

Elizabeth: Somebody help me, please! There was a fire and he breathed in a lot of smoke!

Sam: Take Jake and leave the hospital -- now.

Elizabeth: What?

Sam: Go.

Elizabeth: No, Jake needs a doctor!

Joe: Sorry, lady, but that's not going to happen.

>> On the next "General Hospital" --

Sonny: Good thing that I'm here. I got big plans for tonight.
Sam: No!
Epiphany: Give me the baby.

Elizabeth: I cut myself.
Lucky: Jake is being held hostage?

Jason: Where's Elizabeth?
Joe: Whoa, whoa! Who are you?



Edited 1 time by LiznJase Jan 14, 2008 11:37.