Robin: Nothing's changed. I wanted to have a baby, I'm going to have a baby. You didn't want to have a child --

Patrick: I'm the father.

Robin: Not in any meaningful sense of the word.

Patrick: In every sense of the word.

Robin: Hold on a second, didn't I just ask you what you wanted and you said -- and I quote -- "I didn't want this"?

Patrick: Other men feel the same way; I was just being honest with you.

Robin: "Other men" rise to the occasion, they embrace it. The news inspires awe and wonder, not just fear, panic, and a sense of impending doom.

Patrick: You've been dealing with this for months.

Robin: They don't grit their teeth and go through it like a child who's been told to eat their Brussels sprouts.

Patrick: Robin, would you give me a second -- you just told me!

Robin: I don't understand what you're fighting for -- because if it's your reputation, I'm not going to tell anyone.

Patrick: Okay, so what are you going to do? When somebody asks who the father is, what are you going to say?

Robin: I'm going to tell them that it was someone that I never intended to be in the child's life in the first place -- a sperm donor -- and that's the truth. Come on, you didn't want to be tied down. You didn't want to change dirty diapers when it was your night to go to the speedway or when Ian wanted to take you to Vegas for a little male bonding.

Patrick: How could you blame me for not wanting to deal with this?

Robin: That's just it -- no one's blaming you. No one cares. So you know what? Just go out, prove to yourself that you still got it -- that you're still mentally 18. Plant yourself at some bar, brood over a beer, and spray pheromones at the hottest chick in the place until she starts checking you out.

Patrick: Sounds like a great idea.

Robin: Okay, knock yourself out.

Claudia: Vodka. I don't like being summoned. What do you want?

Trevor: Claudia, calm down, focus. I want to tell you something now, don't rush off and do anything reckless.

Claudia: Don't dictate to me, okay? Do as you're told.

Trevor: All right, look, do you know that Sonny Corinthos kidnapped your brother?

Claudia: I know.

Trevor: How?

Claudia: Steps are already being taken.

Trevor: What are you doing?

Claudia: What makes you think I'd tell you, hmm? I don't know what you're doing, I haven't known for years -- though I have my ideas.

Trevor: Claudia, like it or not, you and I are on the same side of this, and it's critical that we do things right. We got a shot to take Port Charles right now.

Claudia: "We"? "We"?

Trevor: Look, Johnny only talks about running the family. We don't have time for him to work out his daddy issues.

Claudia: Well, isn't that exactly what you're doing? Aren't you using my family business to work out your issues with your stepson? Isn't this all about settling an old score with Sonny?

Trevor: Claudia, neither you nor Johnny know what's happened. You don't know the players. You don't know who holds the balance of power.

Claudia: Maybe I know more than you think.

Kate: What is this for?

Sonny: Do I have to have a reason to be nice to you?

Kate: Well, I -- I know you have a lot of other things on your mind, Sonny. You didn't have to go out of your way.

Sonny: Open it. Let me take that for you.

[Sonny laughs]

Kate: Oh --

Sonny: It's -- it's like the same one your cousin Gloria gave you back in the old neighborhood when we were teenagers and, you know, you thought that --

Kate: You said you hated that hat.

Sonny: Well, I didn't hate the girl wearing it.

Kate: Well -- I said I hated the dress. I suppose I hated the hat, too.

Sonny: And I remember that you -- you didn't want to make Gloria feel bad so you wore it like it was something out of "Couture" and you wore it all day like it was, you know, royalty, and you know what?

Kate: Oh --

Sonny: I actually started to like it because you looked so damn beautiful in it and I -- looking in your eyes, and they were sparkling and the sun was shining and -- and I thought to myself, "Wow, you know, this is -- this is what it feels like. This is what it feels like to be in love." And I thought that I could never feel like that with anyone.

Sonny: You all right? Hey -- you okay?

Spinelli: Careful, just --

Maxie: I saw something moving over there!

Spinelli: This is our only means of escape, so if my laptop --

Maxie: Is that all you can think about? We're about to get eaten alive by sewer animals!

Spinelli: I did not see anything.

Maxie: It was over there.

Spinelli: Oh, God.

Maxie: Oh, God.

Spinelli: Oh, my God, it's horrible.

Maxie: What is it?

Spinelli: It's a plethora of recyclable material unrecycled.

Maxie: There was something! Oh, man --

Spinelli: What?

Maxie: My shoes are ruined!

Spinelli: Okay, on the list of problems that we are facing, that is not a top priority.

Maxie: It is to me, and I never should've let you talk me into coming down here.

Spinelli: You forced me into helping you prove Coop's innocence through the threat of violence, okay? Jackal, P.I., is -- all he's done is employ all of his -- all of his skill and knowledge into helping you find the true evildoer, bring him to justice.

Maxie: Yeah, and you've screwed up the entire way. First, you thought it was Logan --

Spinelli: Oh, there was strong evidence -- albeit circumstantial -- okay, but now --

Maxie: And now -- now we're just at another dead end!

Spinelli: Because of a technical glitch, okay? Look -- okay, a note written in Coop's own hand inscribed on the back of your Valentine's gift has put us in direct line of the killer -- the killer of him and of sweet Georgie. Okay, if finding this evildoer, the one that took your sister and the man you love, means dealing with some foul odors and dirty shoes, I think that's a small price to pay.

[Laptop chirps]

Maxie: What is it?

Spinelli: A -- a clue perhaps.

Maxie: Is it going to tell us who the real text message killer is -- who is it?

Spinelli: A -- a most unlikely suspect.

Maxie: Unlikely why?

Spinelli: Because he's dead.

[Elizabeth screams]

Jason: Whoa! Okay, come on, climb out.

Elizabeth: Sam's in the trunk.

[Jason grunts]

Sam: Ow.

Elizabeth: Lucky -- Lucky, can you hear me?

Jason: Sam! Sam!

[Sam bangs on back seat]

Jason: Sam! Come on, you got to get out. Come on!

[Sam screams]

Sonny: Kate, what's going on? Did the doctors say something about your condition? Come here. Okay, something's going on here and you're going to -- what's -- did something happen while I was gone and you're not telling me, or what?

Kate: No, Sonny, it's just -- it's just the medication, it's making me emotional.

Sonny: All right.

[Kate sighs]

Sonny: Are you sure?

Kate: Yeah, I was just thinking back -- you know, it brings up a lot of memories about choices and why I made them.

Sonny: Well, I mean, my father saw the girl in the memorable yellow hat that day, and what he saw was how she made me smile.

Sonny: And all he you know, all he ever wanted for me was to find somebody to make me smile like that again. And the truth is I have. I mean, you can change your name, you can have a different job -- I don't care. You're still the same girl from the old neighbor--

Kate: I'm a little older and wiser, Sonny.

Sonny: Listen, I want to make you feel the way you made me feel that day. I want to make you smile the way you made me smile that day.

[Music plays]

Trevor: Did you know that Sonny had his goons pick me up and work me over pretty good? I didn't give him anything. He thinks we kidnapped his son and I didn't disabuse him of the idea.

Claudia: Which puts Johnny at even greater risk.

Trevor: His life is even more valuable.

Claudia: I'm not going to let you put my brother's life at risk --

Trevor: I'm not playing --

Claudia: Just so you can see Sonny squirm.

Trevor: Tell me, you don't love it?

Claudia: If anything happens to Johnny, I will make Sonny pay in ways he can't even imagine.

Trevor: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Claudia. You're sounding just like him. Believe me, that's a mistake. Don't make it personal. Claudia, I know that you've come back to prove something, but listen to me. Now is not the time for it -- cost your brother his life.

Claudia: What else did Sonny say?

Trevor: He blames us for shooting Kate Howard, too.

Claudia: Well, I hope you told him that we would've finished the job. Of course, she's your ex-girlfriend, too, isn't she -- just yet another way that you're wrapped up into this personally, just another way, Trevor?

Trevor: Whoever is responsible for this did us a very big favor because, you see, Sonny is preoccupied with Kate and his son. He's lashing out all over the place, he's becoming reckless, and that makes him --

Claudia: Vulnerable.

Trevor: So, let's just help him find his damn son. I'm going to track him down and make this work for us. So, please, don't do anything, all right? You understand -- don't be reckless.

Claudia: I think we understand each other perfectly -- Trevors.

Singer: I'll take her to my soul but now that you are gone

Patrick: Scotch, rocks, please.

Singer: This melody is broken

Maxie: Yeah, Lorenzo -- that's an even better suspect than Logan.

Spinelli: Okay, private investigation rule 36 clearly states "Follow all leads to their conclusion, regardless of how unlikely --"

Maxie: Or bizarre or stupid.

Spinelli: Inexplicably, yet another transaction has been made from Lorenzo Alcazar's accounts.

Maxie: Well, even though Carly brought back proof from South America that Lorenzo was still alive, we all know she did it to cover Jason's butt because he really offed the guy -- not that anyone's complaining.

Spinelli: This is most distressing.

Maxie: Well, no, it just means somebody else has access to Lorenzo's accounts.

Spinelli: No, no, it is not that simple, okay? The only access to these accounts is through state-of-the-art retinal and fingerprint technologies and only two people had access.

Maxie: Lorenzo and --

Spinelli: His son, Diego.

Maxie: Another dead guy?

Spinelli: You know what that means?

Maxie: Yeah -- that you're not as smart as everybody says and you got us stuck in this smelly, disgusting place and we're no closer to finding out who the real killer is.

Spinelli: Ugh!

Lucky: Uh -- Elizabeth --

Elizabeth: Shh, shh.

Jason: You got to climb out!

Sam: It's going to go.

Jason: Do it now!

Sam: Agh!

[Metal grinds, glass breaks]

[Sam screams]

Lucky: Sam!

Kate: I'm sorry. I'm kind of tired.

Sonny: I want to make it up to you.

Kate: What?

Sonny: The hell I put you through. It's going to be over soon, and when it is, I'm going to -- I'm going to prove to you that you were right in giving us a chance, giving me a chance. I promise you, things are going to be different. We can -- we can be those teenagers laughing in the sunlight, you know, with enormous possibilities in front of us. But I tell you what -- I promise you, nothing is going to come between us.

[Music plays]

[Music plays]

Sonny: Yeah.

Singer: It's time to fly a final delight my love arise you touch me tonight

Kelly: Heart looks good.

Singers: Feels so fine

Singers: This love

Lucky: I'm okay -- I'm okay, go.

Singers: Feels so nice

Lucky: Sam?

Elizabeth: Jason?

Lucky: Sam!

Elizabeth: Are you okay?

Singers: This love

Lucky: Sam!

Singer: Feels so nice

Lucky: Sam!

>> On the next "General Hospital" --

Carly: I'm pregnant.

Nikolas: I don't care what I have to do -- Diego pays. Game over.

Sam: Help --

Lucky: Sam -- Sam!