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May 2, 2008 04:45
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Robin: What?
Patrick: I am not hot for your mother.
Robin: I don't want to hear what you have to say.
Patrick: Come on, robin, even in hormonal overdrive, you must know of all our dumb fights, this is by far the dumbest. Is there a bible somewhere that i can swear that i'm not hotfor your mother?
Robin: You know what? Why don't we just table this discussion for right now, ok?
Patrick: Ok, listen. I'm not gonna lie to you. Your mother is kick-ass cool. She -- she's gorgeous. She's funny. She's edgy. She's unpredictable.
Robin: Ok --
Patrick: But she is old enough to be my mother, too, and for God's sake, she's about to be a grandmother. What are you -- ahh --
Anna: Oh, hi, patrick.
Patrick: Why'd you do that?
Anna: Oh, i'm just staying in practice. You know, nothing worse than a granny gone rusty, is there?
Carly: You did so good today, baby. I know it was hard having those doctors run all the tests, but we need to figure out what's going on with you, so we can make you better.
[Knock at door]
Elizabeth: Excuse me, carly. I need to take some readings.
Carly: Ok.
Elizabeth: But you can stay.
Carly: I don't think you could get me out of here, especially tonight.
Elizabeth: What's going on tonight?
Carly: We're getting michael's test results back from the specialists. They're going to tell us what we need to do to make him better so we can take him home.
Sonny: What do you mean, sleeping with claudia?
Diane: Oh, yeah, yeah. To hear her tell it -- see, instead of telling everyone about the fact that her father may or may not have attempted to murder her the night before the hearing, claudia let everybody know in the courtroom exactly how much she enjoyed spending her night with jason.
Sonny: Ok, jason, i know you're hurt over michael and the whole thing, and i know how self-destructive that can be.
Jason: What claudia said is not what happened.
Sonny: Ok, well, just be careful you don't live to regret sleeping with that bitch, 'cause you might not live at all.
Claudia: I wonder how much time we have before daddy gets here.
Johnny: We got enough time for you to fill in some of the blanks. How much of what you said on the witness stand about jason was true?
Claudia: I edited some things out, obviously, and i embellished others.
Johnny: Be specific.
Claudia: I just rearranged things, john, so that the trial would go from bad to worse.
Johnny: Our father's a free man. It doesn't get much worse than that.
Lulu: What is he doing here?
Anthony: Now that your father and i are in business together i wanted to pay my respects, let him know i was back in play, but i was secretly hoping to run into you.
Luke: This is gonna be the shortest partnership on record if you think you can threaten my daughter.
Anthony: Who said anything about threats? I wish your daughter no harm. I just want to clarify my position on any future she thinks she might have with my son.
robin: Hi.
Anna: Hi.
Robin: I didn't expect to see you back so soon.
Patrick: I think my back's broken.
Anna: I wrapped that assignment. You know, i got the next plane back. I'm sorry i had to leave like that. I'm really sorry.
Patrick: Maybe just a bad sprain.
Robin: You're back, and you're safe. That's all that matters.
Anna: And i have to say that i discovered, you know, contrary to popular belief, grandmotherhood doesn't turn you into a doddering old cookie baker overnight.
Robin: Of course it doesn't. You are as beautiful and vivacious, adventurous, and as sexy as ever. Just ask patrick. Apparently, you're his fantasy woman.
Anna: You said that?
Patrick: No, no, robin has taken this completely out of context.
Robin: Oh, really? Ok, well, i believe your exact words were "my baby mama's mama is the hottest thing i've ever seen walking." Is that more accurate?
Patrick: That was guy talk with coleman -- not meant for your curious little ears, and i wasn't serious. As if i'd be -- it's ridiculous to think i'd be attracted to your mother -- not that you're not -- not attractive.
Anna: For my age.
Patrick: For older than me.
Robin: Mom, just be flattered, ok. The handsome, young father of my child thinks you're hotter than i am.
Patrick: Robin, you're pregnant. You're not supposed to be hot.
Anna: Whoa.
Robin: Oh, really? So i'm just an ice cream craving cow now, is that it?
Patrick: Ok, now stop putting words in my mouth.
Anna: Is there room?
Patrick: Ok, just stop. Ok, everybody, just stop. Now you're an amazing woman. Any man in his right mind would be honored to be with you, of any age, except for me because i am already spoken for by this lovely woman who is carrying my child, whose own hotness is temporary on hold, because she's having my --
robin: [Gasps]
anna: Oh.
Patrick: Baby. You know what? I'm gone.
Anna: He's gonna be such a wreck by the time the baby's born. It's fantastic.
Robin: Yeah. Well, he is right. You're so much hotter than me.
Anna: Oh, shut up. Stop it. No. Look, i am about to be a little person's grandmother, and look, no matter how you slice it, that is the antithesis of hot.
Sonny: Can somebody tell me what claudia said?
Jason: Come on, diane, go ahead.
Diane: Thank you very much. Ok, alexis asked claudia on the stand --
sonny: Right.
Diane: If anthony had attempted to murder her the night before the hearing, and instead of answering yes, as we all expected that she would, claudia announces that she's gone on a date. She plants her eyes squarely on jason, big voracious smile on her face. Without actually ever saying his name, she goes on and on in semi-erotic detail about this big, strong, silent type. He was compelling. He was surprisingly attendant, glowing review for you, jason.
Jason: Are you done now, diane? I need to speak to sonny alone.
Diane: Well, it doesn't matter if you're alone or if you're in a football stadium. Sonny is feeling particularly paternalistic today, so he is going to wield his mighty sword and lop off the head of your love life just like he's done with mine because, you see, when it all comes down to it, it' sonny's world, and we are just here to serve in our various capacities, and i guess that's what i get for representing a criminal.
Max: I'll see her out.
Jason: All right, somebody put a hit on claudia last night, and i ended up saving her.
Sonny: Why?
Luke: What my daughter does is her business. You stay out of it.
Anthony: This is just a rhetorical question. Or what?
Luke: Or you'll look back on being paralyzed as the happiest days of your life.
Anthony: You don't think i understand the impulse to protect one's children? That's exactly what i'm trying to do. I love my son. He's got a sweet nature.
Lulu: Is that why you tried to kill johnny when he was a little boy?
Anthony: That unfortunate incident was the result of my mental illness. My wife paid the price of a moment of madness, God bless her soul, but she illustrates my point. The life johnny was born into, the life he leads -- it's not good on the women. The gentle ones break. The strong ones turn cold and bitter like claudia. I would hate to see that happen to you, and even if you were to survive, if you didn't become a target or an emotional casualty, you'd be forever changed and not for the better. Johnny would blame himself for the rest of his life, and that i can't have, so it would be best to end things now.
Lulu: I couldn't agree more.
Carly: Any changes?
Elizabeth: His vitals are stable.
Carly: They have been all week.
Elizabeth: No change.
Carly: Elizabeth, wait.
Carly: I have a few things to say to you, and none of them are gonna be easy. Carly: It must be hard for you, taking care of michael every day, because every time you look at him, you have to think about how easily that could have been jake in michael's place because of jason, and i'm not gearing up to attack you if that's what you're thinking. I was quick to judge you for the decision you made keeping jake's paternity a secret, and that was before my own child was hurt for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, sitting next to his father. You made the right call, and i owe you an apology.
Elizabeth: Well, thank you, but it's not necessary.
Carly: I mean, i'm not pretending like i magically like you or anything, but i understand why you made the choice that you made, and i really wish i would have. My life has been intertwined with sonny and jason's for years, and i know firsthand how dangerous it can be just, you know, being with them, but i still let myself believe all the promises that were made to keep my kids safe, but they were impossible to keep. So when you go home tonight, you -- you hold your babies, and you make sure they know how much you love them, and you be proudof yourself for making the only decision to protect your kids.
Elizabeth: Carly, we don't have to be friends for me to understand the type of pain you're in, so i'm just gonna tell you something from one mother to another. You did what you thought was best for your children at the time. That's all we can do.
Maxie: Spinelli, i need you. Another crisis --
spinelli: So soon?
Maxie: Oh, i know. You totally saved me when you retrieved kate's email, but that was minor compared to this.
Spinelli: Gosh.
Maxie: There's a million dollars missing from crimson's operating accounts.
Spinelli: A million? Does the -- does the glacial one know?
Maxie: I had to tell her.
Spinelli: On a scale of one to ten, how ballistic did she go?
Maxie: One to ten, probably a three. I mean, her eyes widened, and she got this really calm, eerie look that she normally gets when she's not saying what she's really thinking, and then she told me she'd handle it. Translation -- if i don't fix it, i'm gonna be fired, and in case you were wondering, i didn't screw up or steal it.
Spinelli: The thought never crossed my mind.
Maxie: I kind of like that you have so much faith in me.
Spinelli: Well, the jackal knows maximista's true heart, and, look, though normally i'd be more than happy to lend my assistance, my cybernicity is urgently required by stone cold on a mission of the highest importance, namely, finding the shooter of the little dude.
Maxie: But it's kind of too late for you to save the day for jason. I mean, dr. Devlin's long gone. You could still save the day for me, please?
Jason: That's when i pulled claudia out of the car. Somebody started shooting at us, and i -- i had no choice but to save her. I thought she had information on who shot michael.
Sonny: I know you know better not to trust her.
Jason: No, i don't trust -- i don't like claudia, and we're sure as hell not dating. That's ridiculous. I hope you know that.
Sonny: Yeah, there's going to be an ugly power struggle within the zacchara family, and with any luck, they'll take each other out including ric and trevor. I got to go to the hospital because jax's specialists are going to give us the findings, you know.
Jason: Ok, i got a lead on michael's shooter.
Sonny: Just give me the proof, will you?
Jason: Yeah.
Max: I'm sorry, boss. I --
diane: We were simply making the most of the few remaining moments we have before you ship max off to the outer reaches of puerto rico.
Sonny: Ok, diane, jason may -- you know, may know who the shooter is, ok. So when we take care of the guy, i want you to have an alibi and defense in place, and then maybe, you know, max can stay where he is.
Diane: That's blackmail.
Sonny: What do you expect? You represent a criminal.
Lulu: You and johnny and sonny and jason are all so determined to destroy each other, and you know what i say? Go for it. I've already ended things with johnny, and it sucks because he's a really great guy with a very good heart, but he doesn't stand a chance because you won't stop until his heart is as small and as black as yours. He'll end up as twisted and as cruel as you are, and why would i want to subject myself to a front row seat to that? Oh, and by the way, you got your freedom. How deserving -- the justice system at work. So i hope you enjoy it, but don't worry about me. I'm out of this. I just came here to get a jacket that i left.
Anthony: Good to know. Time to earn your keep. You've got a nice place here. I'm looking forward to hitting that roulette table.
Luke: I'm looking forward to taking all your ready cash.
Lulu: Have you always been here?
Logan: No, outside.
Lulu: I didn't see you out there.
Anthony: He's not paid to be seen. I'll be back. Ciao.
Luke: Well, that was quite a strong stand you took. He seemed to buy it. I didn't. Robin: I realize this is probably the biggest adjustment you've ever had to make, being a mother of someone who is about to be a mother to someone else.
Anna: Is it adjustment? I mean, yeah, i'm watching my glamorous, devil-may-care life flash before my eyes before it gently fades to black. It's ok, you know, you can use that word -- grandmother. It is what i'm about to be. I should get used to it. What do they do exactly?
Robin: I think you should just be yourself.
Anna: Be myself? Yeah, yeah, i'm gonna be fine.
Robin: You're gonna be better than fine.
Anna: Right, because, you know, grandmothers are the new mothers, right?
Robin: Well, that's what i heard.
Anna: Yeah, i'd better be a-ok. Oh, these are so small. I just need some air, lots of it. Don't wait up.
Lulu: I saw johnny shoot sonny, and if the bullet hadn't hit sonny's gun, he'd be dead. And i don't want to be standing there next time it's murder.
Johnny and i are done.
Tracy: Hallelujah. Now you can help me convince your father to do the same.
Lulu: Sorry, but my dad makes his own choices. You're on your own.
Luke: It's been a long day, wife. Could we make love and not war?
Tracy: War is already brewing, and you are on the front line. Anthony zacchara's been released Luke: I know. I must have been his first stop.
Tracy: Did he want to buy you out?
Luke: No, but if he had, i wouldn't have sold. Why are you so squeamish? You're no stranger to this business. You've been married to the mob more than once.
Tracy: Which is why i know what i'm talking about. You are in over your head. You're not the invisible luke spencer anymore, and this is not your fight. Why are you making me beg? Get out of it before it's too late.
Anthony: Good. Pink? Now it's like old times. I owe both of you a debt of gratitude. You, as well, and you, i --
claudia: It was johnny who convinced me that you were sick all those years. That's why i -- it's why i said the right thing on the witness stand. Said whatever i needed to get you to come home.
Anthony: You're a good girl, and home, i am, so let's get down to brass tacks. Kid, you're excused. First up, how are we dealing with the people looking to compromise us, namely the corinthos family?
Johnny: They've been in chaos since michael's been shot.
Anthony: About this kid getting shot in the head, is that you?
Claudia: No, absolutely not. When i shoot to kill, i don't miss.
Carly: Baby, this is the day we've been waiting for. You have been lost in the dark, and i've been stuck in limbo, not knowing how to take care of you, but these specialists are gonna tell me how, and i'm not kidding myself, all right. I know there's a chance that -- that you're going to come back not quite as perfect as you were before, but i can deal with that. Perfection's overrated. Look at me. The most important thing, the only thing, is that you come back, and we'll take everything else as it comes, ok?
Sonny: Hey.
Carly: Hi.
Sonny: You're probably expecting jax.
Carly: He had an important meeting in manhattan. We're supposed to get the news about michael tonight.
Sonny: Yeah, that's -- i just wanted -- that's why i wanted to be here.
Spinelli: Hey, you're entering forbidden territory.
Maxie: What's the worst i'm gonna find? Ooh, are these keys to the cemetery where all the bodies are buried?
Spinelli: Look, that drawer contains duplicate keys for every corinthos/morgan vehicle. You currently hold entrance to the mob mobile.
Maxie: The what?
Spinelli: Well, it's the suv stone cold takes when the bike is inconvenient.
Maxie: You mean, when he needs extra room for those bodies.
Jason: Why is she here?
Maxie: I'm standing in the same room.
Jason: You shouldn't be here.
Maxie: But i'm part of the jackal p.I. Investigation team.
Spinelli: Actually, i only -- i only paused momentarily from finding the dastardly doctor to aid the worthy blonde one.
Maxie: Don't you dare stop doing that. I need to know where the money is.
Jason: What -- what money?
Maxie: A million in cash is missing from kate's operating account.
Jason: Kate's not my problem. We're trying to find somebody here, ok?
Spinelli: Yes, and we might have an unexpected clue. It appears the missing money from the fashionista's magazine was wired into an account in the grand keys belonging to ian devlin
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