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May 6, 2008 08:01
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Spinelli: Maximista's latest missive was undoubtedly issued by her most delicate fingers --
jason: Enough about maxie, ok? Delete the message right now and focus on devlin.
Spinelli: Oh, it's deleted. I --
maxie: Dr. Devlin, you're scaring me to death. It's like some weird horror movie or something.
Ian: Oh, maxie, you do the whole airhead thing very well. It's very convincing, but i'm afraid not convincing enough to save your life.
Claudia: Two for one -- maybe this is my lucky night.
Sonny: Uh, don't bet on it.
Luke: You know, i'm going to be open all night long if you want to come back.
Claudia: Ok, fine, i get it. The feeling's mutual. And it's good to know where i stand. We have one thing in common, all of us, and that's all that matters. We have a common enemy -- my father, anthony zacchara. So which one of you wants to step up and kill him?
Jax: We never discussed bringing michael home, what that would mean.
Carly: It means michael's going to be taken care of by his mother.
Jax: You deliberately kept me in the dark about this, didn't you?
Carly: I don't need anyone else's opinion. I'm going to do what i have to do for my son.
Jax: Anyone else? I'm not just anyone else, carly. Last time i checked, i was your husband. Or does that not matter anymore?
robin: Don't mind her. She's just having a nervous breakdown.
Anna: Oh, don't be ridiculous. No, i'm not.
Robin: I guess swinging upside down got you all mixed up.
Anna: Please, i can drink luke under the table any day.
Robin: That's it. She's drunk. You're drunk.
Anna: I'm not drunk. Any spy worth their tequila salt can hold their liquor because, you know, loose lips can get you killed.
Robin: Well, i kind of feel like killing myself right now.
Anna: That's ok. That's just the mother-daughter dynamic. Patrick, you tell me. Am i out of line asking you when you're going to marry my daughter? I mean, after all, she is carrying your child.
Patrick: Yes, she is --
robin: It -- it's not his decision.
Anna: You see, this is a problem that she's had ever since she was a little girl.
Robin: What problem?
Anna: She is unable to verbalize what it is that she desires the most for fear that it will be taken away from her.
Robin: You never told me that before.
Anna: I blame myself because i had a lot of problems with her father.
Robin: This has nothing to do with you and dad.
Anna: It has everything to do with us, of course. Why would you want to repeat history? You know, you see, i don't know if you know this or not, but i kept robin's existence from her father for a long time. The difference being, of course, that robert and i, we were married at the time that robin was conceived, which happened when we were on the run. We were in europe.
Robin: Ok, that's enough, mom.
Anna: I'm sorry.
Patrick: Should -- should i be taking notes?
Anna: Well --
robin: Let's just pretend like this never happened, ok?
Patrick: I can stay if you want me to stay.
Robin: No, it would actually help me a lot if you left right now.
Anna: No, you can't. I don't want him to leave because i want to talk about when you are going to get married.
Jerry: Hello, darling. You look lovely.
Alexis: Oh, hi. I didn't see you. When did you get here?
Jerry: I just did. Didn't i make it clear that this was not a working dinner? Thank you.
Alexis: Well, i -- i can't imagine what else you would think it would be because -- what are you doing? [Giggles] you -- you kind of have to stop doing that.
Jerry: It's so distracting and i do so enjoy it, you know.
Alexis: Well, let's not argue about this anymore.
Jerry: Then let's stop fighting and get on with it. Hey, tell me this. If i fire you as my attorney, will you stop pretending that we don't have this phenomenal chemistry and go out with me?
Alexis: What was the question?
Jerry: No, not a question. It's a fact. Now, let's try an experiment, ok?
Alexis: Ok.
Jerry: Close your eyes.
Alexis: No.
Jerry: Why?
Alexis: Because i'm a control freak.
Jerry: Close your eyes. Please. Now, don't open them until i tell you to. You know, you have a spectacular mouth I'm considering kissing you again, but i won't tell you when, until you wait and then --
diane: Pot meet kettle! Now who has an embarrassing attachment to a bad boy?
Jax: I understand what you're going through. I've understood since the day michael was shot. So how did i become the enemy?
Carly: I have to protect my son.
Jax: Against me?
Carly: You've given up on him.
Jax: Well, you've given up on us.
Carly: This isn't about us, jax.
Jax: You know, you don't listen to me. You sure as hell won't let me help you. I mean, you -- you've shut out everyone that disagrees with you.
Carly: I will carry this on my own if i have to. I don't want to, but i will.
Jax: This is the time that we should be supporting each other, not fighting.
Carly: Right. I wanted your support, you know, the first 24 hours when we didn't know if michael was going to live or die, but you were stranded on some runway in Houston and i sat there praying to God that you'd walk in that door and you would take me in your arms and hold me --
jax: Look, i know going to houston was a mistake. It was a mistake that i'll always regret, but i'm here now.
Carly: But your mistakes don't compare to mine. Way back when, when i made the decision to lie and tell everyone that jason was michael's father -- i've been defending that lie for a decade. I have been defending the bad decision to bring my child -- my children into their father's life.
Jax: You can't undo the past, ok? But you can make wiser choices for the future.
Carly: Ok, look, you don't have to do this, ok? You don't. I can take care of michael all by myself.
Jax: Why? Because you have to be right, no matter what the truth is?
Carly: No.
Jax: You and michael against the world?
Carly: I will not turn my back on my son, not even for you, jax.
Sonny: Well, aren't you the one who just testified in court on anthony's behalf, which means he's free because of you?
Claudia: It was ric's idea to get my father out. He's the one that put together all the testimony and all the witnesses. Trust me, your brother gets all the credit for this one.
Luke: You got to love it when this woman says "trust me."
Claudia: Look, you weren't there. It was clear from opening arguments that my father was going to be released.
Luke: So, naturally, you flipped to the winning side.
Claudia: Now that my father is relatively a sane man, his greatest weakness is once again his ego. He likes to bully people in his life, especially the women in his life. So he thinks i lied on the stand because i'm afraid of him.
Luke: Aren't you?
Claudia: I'm not afraid of anything. My father's an evil bastard, but i stopped being afraid of him a long time ago.
Sonny: So now you father believes he's in charge, that way, he won't see it coming when you decide to kill him because that's kind of like your pattern.
Claudia: What's that supposed to mean?
Sonny: Well, you let the target think that they're safe, just like when we negotiated the truce, right? And then when they let their guard down, you kill them.
Maxie: Let me go. Ok, obviously, you're going through something really bad right now, and i can empathize because i've done some stupid stuff myself.
Ian: Nothing as stupid as coming after me again.
Maxie: Trust me, if i had known you were here, this is the last place i would be.
Ian: You know what this is?
Maxie: One of those really cool cuticle cutters?
Ian: This is a finely honed steel scalpel. No surgeon would be caught without one of these. You know how sharp these are?
Maxie: Sharp.
Ian: This instrument, it can repair the most awful damage or create it. With it, i can save your life or take it --
maxie: No, no, no, no, please.
Ian: Then tell you friend to come out of the shadows. I know you're out there. Why don't you come out and step into the light or hide like a coward and watch her bleed to death.
Spinelli: No, please, don't hurt the fair maximista. I beg you.
Ian: There's one. Now, where's the other?
[Gunshot]
[maxie screams]
jason: I'm right here. Robin: Get out while you can.
Anna: Give me one good reason why you two shouldn't be married. Come on, it's obvious that you love each other. I knew that from the moment that i met patrick. No, actually, i knew it when you were talking about him, robin.
Robin: Ok, now you have officially crossed over the boundary.
Anna: Well, do you think i want to get in the middle of this? I don't want to meddle, but your happiness and the happiness of -- of the -- the grandchild -- there, i said it. The grandchild. You see, that is far more important to me than to remain silent. Unlike the baby daddy who finds it positively acceptable to stand there saying absolutely nothing whatsoever.
Patrick: You were doing fine by yourself.
Anna: You know, you have so many more advantages than robert and i did. Come on, you have great careers. You're a doctor. You're a doctor. You have plenty of money and -- and now you have a bun in the oven, so --
patrick: Muffin.
Anna: What?
Patrick: Robin's right. I should go. I should go, so enjoy.
Robin: Happy now?
Anna: What did he mean "muffin"?
Robin: It doesn't matter. You know, patrick doesn't want to be married to anyone, especially me.
Carly: Hey.
Bobbie: Hi.
Carly: How's my boy doing?
Bobbie: He's the same.
Carly: I know people think i'm crazy for asking that question, but i have to.
Jax and sonny have given up hope, but i can't.
Bobbie: I understand. Hey, you're not the only mother in the room. Right now i'm kind of worried about my own child. Where's your husband, if you don't mind my asking.
Carly: Oh, he's at the house. He came home and he saw that i was setting up the room for michael so he could come home with me, and we had a pretty big fight.
Bobbie: Normally, i would have been really happy to help you set up that room. I mean, you know, there's so little else that i can do to help.
Carly: I was afraid i'd have to fight you, too.
Sonny: It's pretty obvious. You and your brother have plenty of reasons to hate me. Some of them are valid, i'd have to admit.
Claudia: You mean like you locking johnny in a padded cell and having him beaten.
Luke: So you figured a little judicious murder would soothe the emotional wounds.
Claudia: I was standing in the middle of the metro court hotel talking to carly when her kid was shot.
Sonny: I never said you pulled the trigger. You wouldn't get your hands dirty. You'd get somebody else to do it for you. And maybe they missed and shot my son!
Claudia: I'm not your only enemy, sonny. My father has been sane for months, certainly long enough to plan a hit, maybe with the help of his new best friend, ric.
Sonny: Ok, you got proof?
Claudia: No, not yet, but the list just keeps getting longer. I mean, there's ric's father, trevor.
Sonny: Mm-hmm.
Claudia: Any thug who wants to move drugs through port charles knows you're in the way. Or the friends and the families of anyone you've eliminated. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what happened to your kid in that warehouse, but don't lay it on me. You brought it on yourself.
Spinelli: Un -- unhand that woman.
Ian: Tell him to drop the gun.
Maxie: He's serious, jason.
Spinelli: Perhaps zen master stone cold just needs a moment to contemplate --
ian: I'll slice her open, i swear.
Spinelli: Just put down the gun. He won't hurt her, ok?
Maxie: What are you waiting for?
Jason: He's not going to kill you, you're his ticket out of here.
Ian: Why wouldn't i slit her throat? I already shot a child.
Jason: You were aiming at sonny that night, weren't you?
Ian: Of course i was aiming at sonny. There's no profit in killing a kid. Now, here's the funny part. If i hadn't been so conscientious about hitting civilians, i would have killed sonny and then left before kate or that little brat ever showed up, but all those workers -- i was trying to be careful.
Jason: I can make this really easy for you, devlin. Just tell me who hired you for the hit.
robin: Let me describe to you the first time i met patrick. He was having sex with a nurse on top of an operating table in this hospital in atlanta where he did his residency.
Anna: Oh, well, he's changed his ways, right?
Robin: Briefly. But in retrospect, i think patrick's monogamy had to do more with his hiv scare rather than his love for me. I mean, let's face it. He couldn't date anyone else at the time.
Anna: Don't underestimate him, though.
Robin: Patrick isn't about committed relationships. It's an unnatural state to him. And he's a deer in headlights when it comes to children.
Anna: You don't think you're just overreacting?
Robin: Mom, i said to him, "i want to have a child," and he said -- he said, "i don't." You know, he's not sure about a lot of things, but patrick's sure he doesn't want to be a father.
Anna: Are you having regrets?
Robin: No, no, of course not. I mean, i wanted to be pregnant with patrick's child. That is what i wanted. That is what i dreamt of, but this pregnancy was an accident.
Patrick doesn't want to be a dad and he certainly doesn't want to be married. And under these circumstances, i can't say i blame him.
Anna: All right. Well, clearly, you have had this argument with yourself so much that you could write a book about it. But if it wasn't under these circumstances, would you want to marry him?
Patrick: Any chance i can buy a drink?
Luke: Sure is. Heck, i do better business closed than i ever did open. It's a damn shame i couldn't sell tickets to anna's drinking gymnastics earlier.
Patrick: Robin's mother is a dangerous woman, luke.
Luke: Yeah? Scotch ok?
Patrick: Yeah, perfect.
Luke: Did she put the moves on you?
Patrick: Well, that's how the evening got started and then it pretty much went down hill from there and it all landed with a killer blow -- she wants to know when i'm going to marry her daughter.
Luke: Oh, have another on the house.
Patrick: Thank you. Cheers.
Luke: Cheers.
Alexis: Ok, you have to stop making out with me in the middle of a public place because it's undignified.
Jerry: Lust so often is, darling.
Alexis: Who said anything about lust?
Jerry: Whatever you feel for me, it's intoxicating and i fail to see the benefits of denial, so apology accepted.
Alexis: I didn't apologize. What i wanted to tell you is that diane, my friend, she's a little strange -- in a nice way. Sometimes she's a little tactless and maybe a little single-minded.
Jerry: How does she feel about passion?
Alexis: Diane?
Jerry: Has diane any?
Alexis: Of course, she does. I know that she does. Actually, i -- i've seen it. I mean, i -- i don't want to say that. I'm not going to say that. I just --
jerry: Diane is sleeping with sonny's bodyguard, darling.
Alexis: I did not say that. You did not hear that from me, ok? Because i don't -- what?
Jerry: Look.
Alexis: Get off her right now. You are making a fool out of yourself.
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