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May 12, 2008 04:49
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Jerry: Ms. Zacchara and i are in preliminary discussions.
Alexis: Is that what you call it?
Jerry: About a possible business venture.
Claudia: Yes, now that my father's been released, i'm no longer welcome in the family business and i think mr. Jacks and i might be a great fit. He's very knowledgeable about import/export opportunities.
Alexis: We all know what skills you bring to the table.
Claudia: I'm thinking of developing my own business.
Jerry: Yes, ms. Zacchara has some intriguing ideas. I'm still debating if i want to get involved.
Claudia: Well, if the business doesn't work out, we could still have terrific sex. I'll work up a more detailed proposal and get back to you.
Alexis: I'm not going down this road with you.
Jerry: You're misinterpreting --
Alexis: You get yourself another attorney. If you get in bed with claudia, that's it. And i don't mean that literally.
Jerry: I think you made yourself perfectly clear.
Alexis: Good.
Jason: The man who shot you contacted kate and she gave him some money so he could go away so your dad -- What am i doing? Why am i saying this to you? None of things should be a part of your life in the first place. I can't -- i can't believe it took me this long to figure this out. I can't believe... This shouldn't be your life. Carly was going to... She was... Going to go to the warehouse to get you and i wouldn't let her. I should've let her. I should've been there. I wish i was there but...
Sonny: Why -- why didn't you tell me that -- this devlin guy confessed to shooting michael?
Kate: He knew that jason suspected him. He wasn't taking any chances. He knew our history together.
Sonny: Right.
Kate: He knew that i would pay to protect you.
Sonny: What do you mean, protect me?
Kate: He said he had nothing to lose, sonny. He said that if i didn't pay him, he would kill you.
Sonny: And you believed everything this guy said?
Kate: The way you've been wandering around, just begging to get shot? Yeah, sonny, i believed him.
Sonny: Ok.
Kate: He confronted me at your house.
Kate: He just wandered onto the terrace because you sent the guards away.
Kate: Ok, so, if you had killed ian before ian could kill you, there would've been a police investigation, right? And the way you've been behaving so recklessly, i'm sure there would've been plenty of evidence for the police to convict you of murder. And what would that have accomplished, sonny? Would that have made michael any better? Would it have made your life any safer for your family? It would only perpetuate this cycle of violence that put michael in that coma.
Sonny, it has to stop.
Kate: That's the real reason i paid ian to go away.
Sonny: It wasn't your call to make. Nikolas: I am all right, yes?
Patrick: It's with enormous personal pride i am able to tell you that the surgery was a resounding success.
Robin: Your brain scan came back clear. The tumor didn't do any permanent damage, and it looks like there will be no side effects from the procedure.
Nikolas: No.
Patrick: For a guy that was terminal a few days ago, there's a very real chance you'll outlive us all.
Robin: I -- i can't imagine how hard it's been for you. I'm sure that you've wanted to give up several times, but i'm pretty sure your son is glad that you didn't, though.
Nikolas: Thank you, both of you.
Patrick: Hey, all in a day's work.
Robin: If you're as brilliant as patrick.
Patrick: She said it, not me.
Nadine: Remember when you said that i saved your life and i asked if that meant i was responsible for you?
Nikolas: Yes, i remember.
Nadine: Well, i sort of think that i am, which means that i pay attention, and it's pretty clear that under that charming smile and polite expressions of gratitude, you're already counting down the years ahead of you without the love of your life.
Jerry: I have no intention of sleeping with claudia zacchara.
Alexis: I don't care who you sleep with.
Jerry: You said you'd drop me as a client.
Alexis: I said if you got into bed metaphorically.
Jerry: It is nothing metaphorical about what you walked in on, and let me set the record straight. I mean, claudia's an attractive woman. She's -- she's very sexual, and she's -- she's --
Alexis: Skanky?
Jerry: Hot, to use the right vernacular. I gave into my impulses, sorry.
Alexis: God, you're disgusting.
Jerry: No, come on, come on. It was only motivated by this back-and-forth tango that you and i have been having. It's -- it's frustrating to say the least. I mean, you have no reason to be jealous.
Alexis: Don't insult me. She's sleazy. She's amoral. She's a mobster. I don't think so, jerry. However, i do understand your attraction for her.
Jerry: Ah, yes, yes, because i'm a man incapable of changing, incapable of being with such a classy lady as you, a man who isn't worthy.
Alexis: Bingo.
Jerry: Right, right, well, i'm attracted to you, alexis. I am. I make no secret of it, and you can deny it all you want. It's mutual, but -- but you have standards. You choose to not follow that attraction, though a woman like claudia does.
Alexis: A woman like claudia uses sex as a tool to manipulate idiots like you. You sleep with her, you deserve everything you get.
Jerry: I thought you didn't care if i slept with claudia.
Alexis: I don't care.
Jerry: Listen, i don't want to jeopardize our relationship.
Alexis: We don't have a relationship.
Jerry: Look, as attorney and client. You know, if my relationship with claudia bothers you, just say it, i will end it.
Alexis: I don't care about your relationship with claudia. Go have sex with her in the middle of city hall. I don't give a crap.
Jerry: Definitely, definitely jealous. It looks good on you, puts pink in your cheeks.
Lulu: So where are we going?
Johnny: To the nearest train station. I'm gonna give you cash. You can get out of town.
Lulu: I'm not running away.
Johnny: You just said that you hate your feelings for me.
Lulu: I just said that after seeing you shoot someone. It doesn't make me care any less about you.
Johnny: It should.
Lulu: Oh, i wish that anthony zacchara was not your role model, and i wish he hadn't taught you that love and death somehow go hand-in-hand, which would probably explain why we'd broken up like 15 times. I wish a lot of things, johnny, but this is where we are, and your father needs to think that his plan is working and that i convinced you we need to be together.
Johnny: For just long enough for me to get something to bring to the feds. A recording, computer entry, something that they can use to convict him and put him away for good this time.
Lulu: But if you do that, you're gonna destroy your family business, and there'll be nothing left for you to inherit. Why would you throw all that away?
Johnny: To save your life, and maybe to save mine.
Can you handle this?
Lulu: Can you?
Carly: Hey. Glad you're here with him. Even if the doctors are right and he can't hear anything we're saying, i want to believe that he is some place beautiful an he can feel how much we care about him.
Jason: Did you see the place?
Carly: Jax is right. Michael's gonna get excellent care. I'm making arrangements to transfer him there soon, so he's only gonna be here a little while longer. I still don't know how i send my little boy away.
Sonny: You know, i've got so much going on right now, i don't know what to do with this. I mean, you're tell -- you're standing here. You're telling me that you helped the man who shot my son.
Kate: No, i'm telling you that i paid him to go away.
Sonny: If jason hadn't tracked this guy down, he'd be somewhere across the world right now, living a comfortable life with the money that you -- you paid him, after he put my son in a coma. You ok with that?
Kate: No, i'm not, sonny. No, if it were up to me, i would have had him tried, convicted, and punished to the fullest extent of the law, but you didn't want that. You didn't want justice. You wanted revenge, and you risked your own life to get it. I love you, sonny. I wanted to protect you from your worst impulses.
Sonny: You protected the man who shot my son. There is no excuse, no justification. Let's not call it love Let's call it what it is. Betrayal.
jax: Kate?
Kate: Jax. [Kate sniffs] I didn't hear you come in. Just give me a minute. These allergies.
Jax: Here. You know, you trusted me enough to tell me that you were connie from bensonhurst, so you can trust me now. We both know that you've been crying your eyes out, so why don't you tell me why?
Kate: Well, you'll be happy to know that sonny and i are over.
Carly: Jax went to see kate. She left him about 10 messages. Michael's in a coma. We're gonna have to put him in a facility, but sonny's girlfriend -- man, the most important thing to her is her stupid magazine.
Jason: Was the place ok? Did you see michael's room?
Carly: Yeah, it's gonna be great. You know, once the repairs are done.
Jason: What do you mean, repairs?
Carly: When jax and i finished touring the facility, we went back into the room, and... It hit me. This is where my little boy is going to be spending the rest of his life, and the rest of his life is going to be eating out of a tube and physical therapy, and it's just wrong, you know, because this is not supposed to be my little boy's life. But it is.
Sonny: Luke!
Claudia: Hmm, you're in a foul mood, huh? Looking for trouble?
Sonny: You know, i have not been fair to you. I know how i call you a lying whore and all that, but you know what? At least you don't pretend to be anything else.
Anthony: What's this?
Johnny: Exactly what it looks like.
Anthony: We talked about the girl.
Lulu: Lulu, my name is lulu.
Anthony: You don't need the distraction.
Johnny: I handled this business just fine without you.
Anthony: Don't forget yourself, john. I'm no longer some helpless cripple.
Johnny: I'm no longer some scared kid who does everything he's told.
Anthony: You treat me with respect.
Johnny: That's what i'm doing. I'll learn from you, i'll work with you, but i'm not going to be you. I'm not gonna let this business infect every aspect of my life.
Anthony: I bet sonny corinthos said the exact same thing. Word is they're shipping his son off to some high-priced refrigerator bin. That's a place for vegetables.
Lulu: Are you trying to scare me?
Anthony: You should be scared, because sometimes there's unforeseen consequences. Would you tell her?
Johnny: She knows.
Lulu: Johnny and i want to be together, and there is nothing that you can say or do to stop us.
Luke: Oh, hi.
Alexis: You're late.
Luke: Late? Oh, i'm sorry, but you know, it takes me a while to limp where i'm going these days.
Alexis: I understand, and i'm sorry to hear that. However, i am here to do you a favor. I am extending myself to you. I am here to service you, and the least you could do is be on time. I mean, that would just show me a little respect, right? But why would you do that? I know why. Because you're a man.
Luke: Yeah, ok.
Alexis: And i'm not saying that i link all men into the same category, because that's just not fair. Not all men are alike, but yet they are.
Luke: Ok, what is the favor that you want to do me?
Alexis: All right, i'm just going to come out, and i'm going to ask you this. What is the allure of a woman who dresses like a street walker and vomits her sexuality on the lap of any man that she sees?
Luke: Well, basically i'd say that the allure is -- and this is really hard to beat -- that she dresses like a street walker and vomits her sexuality on the lap of every man she meets.
Alexis: All right, ok, ok, ok. I would really like to know what is so fascinating about a woman who has the class and intelligence of a blow-up doll. Is it just the sex?
Luke: Which answer is going to get us back to why i'm here?
Alexis: Is it worth all of you making fools out of yourselves and risking stds?
Luke: Do you really want to know what i think?
Alexis: Yes.
Luke: I think it sounds like you caught your man with his hand in claudia zacchara's cookie jar.
alexis: Jerry jacks is most certainly not my man, and if he wants to crawl into bed with a sex toy, that is totally ok.
Luke: That's right. Take a stand. Be a man.
Alexis: You're right. That's exactly what i'm going to do, and you know what? She'll probably get him shot. Oh, too bad. I don't care, but you know who does? Jax. Jax cares about his brother, but jerry doesn't care about him. You know why? Because jerry's a jerk. You're a jerk. You're all jerks.
Luke: Ok, ok, we're all jerks. Now, that -- i'm following you now.
Alexis: You are?
Luke: Yes. Why did you call me here, or did i just miss the part where we became girlfriends?
Alexis: I am violating the tenets of my office by telling you this, but our audits say that the haunted star made over $500,000 in less than two hours the night of the raid.
Luke: We had a very good night, natasha.
Alexis: It was too good of a night, and any other d.A. Would call in the feds for money laundering.
Luke: Well, what is this d.A. Going to do?
Alexis: Because i'm your girlfriend, i am going to look the other way, but i am warning you. If you do that again, i won't be able to protect you.
Luke: Well, now you sound like my wife.
Alexis: No -- see, why did you have to go and say that? That is so gender biased. It is so inappropriate. Why shouldn't your wife get to say anything? She's not allowed to have an opinion. You never hear a wife go, "oh, you sound like my husband." And don't call me again!
Luke: I'm sorry...
Claudia: I'm getting really tired of being called a whore. I can't even imagine the pain that you're going through with your little boy, so i'm going to cut you some slack.
Sonny: I wasn't trying to insult you. I was just stating a fact. Everything is gains and losses to you, even people.
Claudia: You don't see me walking around denying it.
Sonny: You know what?
Claudia: What?
Sonny: It's not pretty, but i know how to deal with you. You were right when you said that, you know, we understand each other.
Claudia: Yeah, as opposed to what -- say, your girlfriend?
Sonny: Well, maybe it's better off that kate doesn't understand me.That's why i respect her.
Claudia: Maybe. All the same, i can't help but notice she's not here.
Kate: I made a choice, jax. I made a choice to follow my own principles, even though i understand why sonny finds it unforgivable, because according to his code, i was wrong.
Jax: I might be better at helping if you tell me what you did.
Kate: Jax, it's between sonny and me, and... It's over. No matter how much i love him, no matter how much i want to be with him, there are things that i just can't... Stand by and watch. There are things that i cannot be a part of.
Jax: I'm sorry. I know this hurts. I just wish there was something that i could do for you.
Kate: Well, thank you for not saying "i told you so."
Carly: I'm going to have michael's room painted blue. Like the summer sky over the ocean. Do you remember the sky in florida that time?
Jason: Yeah, i do.
Carly: It was such a perfect day to go to the beach. You know that michael was way too young. He always loved the ocean, and sonny and i would take him to the island, or he would go away with me and jax. He would stay in the water for hours. And when morgan was younger, he would help them build sand castles. I wonder if morgan remembers that. I wonder if he remembers playing in the sand with his brother or holding his hand as he walked down the beach or the waves. [Carly sniffs] I just want to try and remember michael's laugh at the beach, and i just really hope that that's where his spirit is, you know, spending the afternoon at the beach with people he loves. That's what i want for him.
Carly: I do.
Anthony: I'm warning you now. No good can come of you being with this girl.
Johnny: Her name is lulu, and i'm not asking your permission.
Anthony: Careful. I may not be so understanding if this starts to affect business.
Lulu: That was great! Everything that you said -- did you see his face?
>> On the next "General Hospital" --
Sam: I think you clean up well.
Luke: Well enough to get my wife back?
Sonny: Why do i feel like i'm turning my back on you?
Robin: Maybe i should do a video diary.
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