Sonny: Thanks for making time to see me.

Dr. Levitt: We're here for the families as well as the residents.

Sonny: "The residents," i like that. I like a lot about, you know, what i see. It's, uh -- the color's good.

Dr. Levitt: Your ex-wife chose it.

Sonny: It's kind of weird, you know, i mean, it's like my son is going to stay here the rest of his life, and he has no input. His room at my house and carly's house, it's all a bunch of stuff like, you know, action figures and videogames and movies and all kinds of, you know -- michael always has a --

sonny: Michael had an active imagination. He was always looking for the next best thing, you know. Smart kid, i mean, sometimes he was too smart for his own good.

[Sonny exhales]

sonny: We always tried to keep him focused, put him in the right direction. He'd always go a different way, or -- now, well, carly and i, we were trying to figure out what to do with him. I wanted him to stay in a place like this where he could get, you know, professional care. Carly wanted to take care of him herself. She's stubborn that way, but she's coming around. I've got to tell you i'm having a -- a little bit of a problem now, because i'm -- i'm caught convincing myself that my son is going to be ok. And he's -- and he's not going to wake up ever again.

Patrick: I'm signing off on nikolas cassadine. Start him on felbatol.

Epiphany: Right away, doctor.

Elizabeth: Hey, i thought you might be interested in this website.

Robin: Mommy-gram.

Elizabeth: Helpful hints from experienced moms.

Robin: Thank you. You know what's happening? I think i'm losing my focus. Because when i first wanted to get pregnant, i wanted to live my pregnancy, not mimic others. Maybe i should do a video diary to go along with my blog.

Patrick: This might be a silly question, but wouldn't it be more fun sharing with me, the father of the baby, instead of a bunch of online strangers?

Robin: Don't take this the wrong way but, not really.

Patrick: Because?

Robin: Because you're a man.

Patrick: Because i'm a man, robin?

Robin: Yes, you are a man and i need empathy. So unless you're carrying around a 10-pound potato of your own, you can't really help me.

Tracy: It's pointless to go over this again, luke. We have made our positions abundantly clear, and never the 'twain shall meet, so go.

Luke: Not until i've said my piece.

Tracy: Terminator --

alice: That's "dominator."

Tracy: Whatever -- just do your chicken grip hold on him and toss him to the curb.

Alan: At least hear what the man has to say.

Edward: Tracy, don't you think you should at least hear what the man has to say?

Tracy: Do you have to agree with father?

Edward: I implore you, luke, please help tracy in her time of need.

Tracy: I am through needing anything from this mob wannabe.

Luke: Ouch.

Alan: Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Alice: Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes.

Luke: Ok, i appreciate all the help here, but you're just making her dig in deeper. Let me take it from here.

Alice: I love a man that takes charge.

Tracy: Good to know, take him.

Alice: Good luck, mr. Luke.

Luke: Thank you. Oh, also, the ghost-in-law, you can go, too, alan.

Tracy: Alan stays.

Luke: Oh, he's already gone, isn't he? Yes, he's already gone.

Tracy: He's right here.

Luke: No, it's just you and me, tracy. That is a fact of life, and it's one that i'm not going to let you deny for one more day.

tracy: Why are you doing this?

Luke: Because i want my wife back.

Tracy: But you're not willing to do what it takes to make that happen. You're beating a dead horse, luke. Why don't you go find one of those scary women you like so much. Anna devane and claudia zacchara spring readily to mind. Just leave me alone.

Luke: There's no one else for me, tracy. No one anywhere. And i know it's the same foryou.

Tracy: You don't know anything about me.

Luke: Look, i know i'm nobody's idea of a great catch, but i'm better with you. I'm so much better. We're a perfect match. We work, damn it.

Luke: So here i am before you, deeply flawed, offering you my broken body and my battered heart, and this. Won't you please wear it again?

Lulu: Don't stop. I like it when you play.

Johnny: Why? It makes it easier to convince yourself i have a soul?

Lulu: I don't need convincing.

Johnny: Shouldn't you be at work?

Lulu: Kate had to do something, so she closed the office. Why? You don't like seeing me?

Johnny: I guess i really don't have much of a choice now.

Lulu: Well, that's not an answer. It's vaguely insulting, but it's not an answer.

Johnny: It's not that i don't want to spend time with you, i do.It's just that i wish it's because that's what we chose, not because my father decreed it.

Lulu: It's not all fake. My feelings for you are as real as it gets.

Coleman: I'm not your master, but i've been chasing tail since i was 14, so i could probably enlighten you on a few things.

Spinelli: The jackal would be really grateful for your worldly wisdom.

Coleman: All right, first -- spinelli: Yes -- coleman: Whoa, whoa.

Spinelli: What?

Coleman: Orange soda has got to go, ok? Oh, hey, that's not wine. You don't sniff it. You don't sip it. You knock it back, like a man. Check it out. Down the hatch. Come on, like a sexy man. Come on. There you go.

[Spinelli coughs]

coleman: Hold it. No, you can't do that. Here, you're all right. Put your head up. You're all right. No, right here. There you go.You got it, you got it.

Spinelli: [Strained voice] yeah, got it.

Coleman: Now, the thing about morgan and women that's key is he doesn't try, ok? And he lets them talk, ok? And the chicks love that, man. Hey -- hey, the great thing is, any guy can master it, even you. I mean, all you've got to do is sit there and shut up, right?

[Spinelli and coleman laugh]

coleman: Another playa? Ok, here's a guy who does all right. How's it going, doc?

Spinelli: Your timing is most opportune, enlightened one. Might the jackal buy you a tasty beverage in exchange for some life altering advice?

Lucky: I think i should have saved my breath. My father never takes my advice.

[Sam laughs]

lucky: Get a nurse. Nikolas? Nikolas?

patrick: Women respond faster when you think you're confident, without arrogance.

Spinelli: Confidence isn't really the jackal's strong suit.

Patrick: Well, that's something you can work on. Now, what not to do. Never talk about a past relationship, good or bad. You'll never live it down. And even if you think your woman's mother is the hottest thing you've ever seen in a pair of boots, never admit it -- ever. Pretend you're blind.

Coleman: I've seen you in action, man. You've got notches all over town for days, give it up for the kid.

Patrick: Yeah, that was b.P.

Spinelli: I'm sorry, b.P.?

Patrick: Before pregnancy. And that's the big danger,little buddy. Women eventually respond. And sooner or later, you're going to crash into one that wants a kid. One careless night and bam -- racking up notches is a thing of the past and your future is nothing but baby.

Robin: Hello, my name is robin and this is my first video blog. I'm doing this to reach out to the sisterhood of single pregnant ladies who are ultimately awed and freaked out by the changes happening in our body and the terrifying specter of motherhood. I mean, we're all in this together, right? All on guard for the next, never experienced thing? We're all on the same journey, so this is my part to reach out and i hope that you do the same. Ok, um, where do i start? Well, i'm happy to report the nausea is gone. Yes -- wow. I hope that i never have to throw up ever again in my life. What a simple joy, just keeping food down. The only problem is, i can't seem to keep it in the house. I have turned into this eating machine. I find myself regretting that there are only four food groups. I mean, who dropped the ball on that one? But then i tell myself, "robin, really, how huge do you want to get? You're already approaching cow-like proportions as it is." I am paranoid the baby is going to come out and not take any of the extra baby weight with it. Which will be a problem, because the father of my child already thinks that my mother is hotter than me -- yes, he said that. Oh, he tried to clean it up but i heard it with my own ears. I mean -- really, seriously, what am i supposed to do with that?

Dr. Harmon: Something happened in here. Mr. Cassadine went into a seizure with no warning whatsoever.

Nurse : He's stabilizing, dr. Harmon.

Dr. Harmon: Who administered his last round of meds?

Epiphany: I did, less than a half an hour ago on dr. Drake's orders.

Dr. Harmon: The blood work shows no trace of anti-seizure meds.

Sam: Something is wrong.

Lucky: How wrong?

Sam: Well, this is exactly what happened when elizabeth got chewed out. She said she gave the patient the pills, but the bloodwork said that he never got them.

Johnny: After you saw me shoot sonny, you swore you wanted nothing to do with me.

Lulu: And i meant it, until i realized what really happened. Sonny was pushing your buttons. He wanted you to kill him.

Johnny: I almost did.

Lulu: He manipulated you.

Johnny: Oh, so now you're making excuses for me.

Lulu: I -- oh, my gosh. I am just saying it like it is. Can i just make a little suggestion?

Johnny: What?

Lulu: Can we feel what we feel without overanalyzing it to death?

Johnny: You don't have to pretend like you want me when my father's not here.

Lulu: Does this read fake to you? What?

Anthony: By all means, don't let me stop you.

Tracy: So would you prefer we ignore our fundamental, but very real, differences?

Luke: Yes, i prefer we ignore them.

Tracy: And what about the zaccharas?

Luke: Screw the zaccharas.

Tracy: You're going to leave them to manage their own affairs?

Luke: I'll get out as soon as i can. In the meantime, i love you. I miss you. I want you back. Oh, come on, are you going to make me get down on my one good knee? Be sure now, because i can't get back up.

Tracy: [Laughs] well, it would serve you right. Don't you know that i am just trying to save your life?

Luke: Why don't you leave that to me? Come on, spanky. I can get this right. Give me a chance to treat you the way you deserve to be treated.

Dr. Levitt: As i told carly, you're welcome to stop by anytime and visit. There are no restrictions on family.

Sonny: That's good to know.

Dr. Levitt: We understand the initial separation is very difficult for parents. I've met mr. Jax. He seems very supportive of his wife. Do you have someone like that?

Sonny: How much do you know about my son's condition?

Dr. Levitt: He's in a permanent coma.

Sonny: Do you -- do you know how he got hurt? My son was shot in the head. He was visiting me at my coffee warehouse, my girlfriend was there. And i saw the rifle and i acted instinctively, and saved kate's life when i should have saved my son's life. Now, i don't regret saving her life because she was in the line of fire, but the problem is that my son got shot. And that's what put him here.

Dr. Levitt: And you feel responsible.

Sonny: Oh, i'm -- i'm responsible, and i'm going to have to deal with that the rest of my life, but my girlfriend kate doesn't have to, you know, she doesn't deserve this kind of thing. She shouldn't be around it. To answer your question, i don't have anyone to talk to. But it seems fitting to me, because neither does my son.


>> On the next "General Hospital" --

sam: Something is seriously wrong in this hospital.

Spinelli: Greetings of a most confident nature.

Claudia: Why would i betray my own family and team up with you?

Jax: The boys will