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Jun 4, 2008 06:58
Johnny: Dad made a move, Jason retaliated. Now we know where both of the parties stand, we can go on with business as usual.
Claudia: John, come on, daddy's not going to let it go like that. He's not. Jason made daddy look weak in front of the other families. You know, standing and watching your house burn down with the guy who set it on fire? Daddy's not going to stop until Jason's dead.
Johnny: Ok, but a war doesn't do anybody any good. Our father knows that, hopefully Jason does, too.
Claudia: You know, I didn't peg you for an optimist.
Johnny: I'm a realist, peace is cheaper than war. Unless Jason Morgan had something to do with your disappearance?
Claudia: No, it was nothing like that.
Johnny: Then what was it?
Claudia: I met someone and I got carried away.
Nikolas: Claudia and I met by accident. She was in need of some help, so I provided it.
Lulu: Oh, so that's what the kiss was about, Claudia showing you her gratitude? I -- you know what, I'm sorry, I just think this whole thing is an act, and I just think you should be careful.
Nikolas: Well, I think you should take your own advice and stay away from the Zaccharas.
Lulu: Really? Because Johnny doesn't have half as many issues as Claudia. When Claudia was a teenager, her father shipped her off to Italy to go live with family because her dad thought she was a bad influence. Yeah, he might have been crazy at the time, but he was right about one thing, she is trouble. You may not be able to see it because you're grieving. I understand that, when mom relapsed I felt like I was drowning in sadness. It's got to be even worse for you with Emily after everything you did to find your way back to each other. Right now, you probably want a distraction, something to make you forget. Claudia is not the answer. You can't hide from your grief forever, Nikolas. Sooner or later you're going to have to face it.
Robin: Did you page me?
Patrick: No, I did.
Robin: Is it about a patient? Because if not, I have a lot of work to do.
Patrick: It's about your blog.
Robin: Oh, about how you sabotaged it?
Patrick: Technically, Spinelli did.
Robin: I knew it. There was no way that I could get over a thousand posts within a half an hour, all negative.
Patrick: Of course you can't, because everybody loves your blog.
Robin: And that just drives you crazy, doesn't it? The fact that I am getting more positive feedback on mine than on yours. Sounds to me like someone has a case of blog envy.
Patrick: Robin, I don't have blog envy.
Robin: Right -- normal, rational adults don't hire computer hackers to spam a web forum about pregnant mothers.
Patrick: I wanted you to know what it felt like to have faceless strangers making up stories about you and judging your life.
Robin: Well, you know there's another way of dealing with it rather than involving Spinelli. You could have just ignored it.
Patrick: Well, trust me, it won't happen again.
Robin: Uh-huh, until you do a rant about it on your own blog.
Patrick: Don't worry, I am sorry I started this competition.
Robin: So am I.
Patrick: Good, so it's over.
Robin: Yeah.
Patrick: Ok.
Robin: As soon as you post an apology on my blog.
Patrick: Saying what?
Robin: Saying you were wrong.
Maxie: Robin is freaking out. You have to take all those negative comments Patrick made you put on there off her blog site now.
Spinelli: The Jackal will remove said spam and send it the way of the dodo-
Maxie: Just do it, Spinelli. You know, I don't understand why you helped him anyway. If he wasn't paying you, what were you getting from it?
Spinelli: Instruction.
Maxie: Instructions on?
Spinelli: Um, the subject is of a most personal nature.
Maxie: Personal? Patrick's a brain surgeon, what could he possibly have to -- oh my god, Spinelli. Did Sonny cause permanent brain damage when he slammed you into that wall? Why didn't you tell me? Have you been having headaches, feeling dizzy?
Spinelli: The Jackal appreciates Maximista's concern, although unfounded. The Jackal is in perfect health, despite a questionable diet of orange soda and barbecue chips.
Maxie: Then why did you help him?
Spinelli: Oh, h -- success. The negative posts have been successfully deleted from Robin's baby blog, and the incident is happily behind us.
Maxie: Oh, no, not yet, because I had to leave work to help Robin sort this out, and now Kate's going to fire me. So yet again, Spinelli, you're going to help me fix it.
Jax: I didn't invest a significant amount of time and money in this magazine so you could tell us what to do.
Sonny: I guess you missed the part where I got a better deal, Jax.
Jax: I don't care if you could get "Crimson" distributed for free, Sonny -- I don't want to work with you. But if you want Sonny involved, perhaps you can buy me out.
Sonny: Why, I'm not a criminal anymore.
Jax: Ha ha. First of all, I don't believe you. And even if I did, you're so tainted it wouldn't matter. I don't want this magazine viewed as some kind of a money laundering scheme, because that is exactly what would happen.
Sonny: I have no intention of buying into your magazine.
Jax: No, you just want to make the decisions for it.
Sonny: No, and I'm going to tell you one other thing -- I'm not going to apologize for helping Kate. As a matter of fact, I may do it 20,000 times from now, and you're not going to tell me nothing.
Kate: Jax, I would never let him do something illegal for the magazine, all right?
Jax: You know, Kate, if you want to be with Sonny on a personal level, that's up to you. But you keep your nose out of my business, you stay away from my family.
Sonny: Right.
Sonny: What the hell got into him?
Kate: Sonny, Sonny.
Sonny: What?
Kate: He's "Crimson's" principal investor, he has a right to make some demands, ok?
Sonny: Oh?
Kate: I really think that we need to keep this business and personal thing separate, right?
Sonny: Yeah.
Kate: Huh?
Kate: It's not a good idea. I mean, after all, I can be a tyrant at work. I don't want you to see that side of me.
Sonny: You know what would make me feel better?
Kate: Mm-mm.
Sonny: Kissing you.
Kate: I can do that personally.
Patrick: I have no problem apologizing to you. But I am not going to record it and broadcast it all over the internet.
Robin: Ok, so I just want to be clear, you're still refusing to admit that you were wrong.
Patrick: No, no, I am refusing to invite misinformation and criticism about me and my life. This was your thing. You handle it however you want. From now on, I'm out of it.
Robin: Fine. I still think you're being ridiculous about the whole thing.
Patrick: Robin, I didn't come here to fight, I came here to tell you that I was responsible for all the negative comments, and I'm sorry about that, and you can stop driving yourself crazy.
Robin: Me? I'm not the one with the issues. You are the one that can't bear to acknowledge that you are a child.
Patrick: Ok, well, as childish as I am, I'm going back to Jake's to make sure that I never look at your blog again.
Maxie: Careful.
Spinelli: Has Maximista become so disenchanted with the highly competitive, deeply shallow world of haute couture that she wishes to end her association with the fashionista?
Maxie: I love my job, I would never quit.
Spinelli: Perhaps you might consider adding ice to this boiling beverage before it touches the fair fashionista's lips.
Maxie: Kate likes us to order her lattes scalding so that they are still warm when she drinks them.
Spinelli: Well, if the blisters forming on The Jackal's hand are any indication, she will be most satisfied.
Maxie: Ok, it's going to take a lot more than a latte to keep Kate from firing me, which is why I need your help. How long do you think it will take you to download the new designs from the "Couture" magazine?
Spinelli: Ok, once I jackal into the mainframe -
Maxie: Talk to me so that I understand.
Spinelli: Um, 20 minutes?
Maxie: Ok, well, let's see if I can buy us some time. Can you open the door?
Spinelli: Yeah.
Maxie: It's really hot. Oh, my god.
Spinelli: Look, um, deepest -
Max: Johnny Zacchara's waiting to see you. Do you want me to come in?
Jason: No, no, I want you to find out where the cargo replacement is happening because I want to land another shipment as soon as possible. Call Bernie.
Max: Got it.
Johnny: Pretty bad move doing what you did, setting fire to my father's place and sticking around to watch it burn.
Jason: Well, you blow up another one of my freighters, you're going to lose a lot more than your house.
Johnny: I don't want a war with you.
Jason: Then get your father under control.
Johnny: I can convince my father to back down before somebody else gets hurt, but I need your word that nothing else is going to happen to my family.
Claudia: Are you following me?
Lulu: I'm on my way to work.
Claudia: Well, better get going, wouldn't want you to be late.
Lulu: I have a few minutes and I think I should use it to clarify a few things.
Claudia: It would be a lot safer for you if we didn't have this conversation.
Lulu: I am not afraid of you and I'm sure as hell not going to let a skank take advantage of my grieving brother.
Claudia: Really? How do you plan to stop me, little girl?
Robin: Ok, this is beyond childish. I ask you to post an apology, and you turn around and spam me instead? Nice touch this time, writing the comments yourself.
Patrick: I don't know what you are talking about.
Robin: The 934 comments that were just posted on my blog?
Patrick: Robin, I didn't write anything on your blog.
Robin: You expect me to believe that 934 people all thought I was wrong and posted within the last 20 minutes to tell me so?
Patrick: Well, there must be, because I haven't been near a computer.
Jax: Hey.
Kelly: Hey.
Jax: Thanks for meeting me.
Kelly: Yeah, to be honest I was surprised to get your call. How's -- how's Carly?
Jax: She's coping, she's doing the best she can.
Kelly: Well, thankfully, Carly's not alone, she has you to help her through.
Jax: Yeah, it's a bit of a problem, I don't think I'm helping. You know, there's nothing I could do or say to bring Michael back to his mother.
Kelly: Carly's not the only one who lost a child, Jax. Why don't you -- why don't you take a seat. So, how are you holding up?
Jax: I'm ok. Well, you know, it's just a strange feeling knowing that Michael is gone.
Kelly: Yeah, well, it's a difficult situation, you know. A part of you holds out for hope, but if you do, there will never be any closure.
Jax: You know that Carly and I were trying to, you know, surprise Michael and Morgan with a brother or sister. And after we lost the baby, you said that we should just try again. And I was just wondering if you meant that or if you were just trying to soften the blow. And I would really appreciate the truth. Can Carly and I still have a baby?
Spinelli: Interrupting Mr. Sir's most private of moments with our unannounced and clearly ill-timed arrival was a most egregious offense. And no doubt the fashionista will be most mortified that we witnessed her in such an undignified posture.
Maxie: Why would Kate be embarrassed? It's just sex, and from what I could see, pretty hot sex. Not that I'm surprised, it's just the kind of man Sonny is. So passionate, he makes you forget everything, even to lock the door.
Spinelli: Does Maximista find Mr. Sir attractive?
Maxie: Not Sonny specifically. There would really be no point. I mean, he's so in love with Kate. But someone like Sonny, dark and dangerous, who knows what he wants and when he wants it, who would take you right on top of the table? Yeah, I'd say I'm definitely into that.
[Door opening]
Spinelli: Mr. Sir, The Jackal is - is mortified. I'm so -
Sonny: Listen to me. Show a little more discretion, or The Jackal will be extinct.
Maxie: See what I mean? Dark, dangerous, sexy? What woman could resist?
Johnny: Trevor and Ric are trying to convince my father to escalate. They're trying to see this as an opportunity to create a power base in Port Charles. If you let them provoke you, you'll be starting a war you might not be able to finish.
Jason: I chose to warn him once. If Anthony leaves me alone, I'm gonna leave him alone, if not, I'm going to take appropriate action.
Johnny: You know, you could be the one that ends up dead.
Jason: Well, I got nothing to live for. But I'm gonna tell you what, I'm not going to let your father take what's mine or threaten anyone under my protection.
Nikolas: Hey. It's kind of strange talking to you like this. I haven't been back here since the funeral. I didn't need to. When I came home, you were standing in my living room. [Chuckles] Yeah, just as beautiful and perfect as always. It was like an answer to my prayers, it really was. I didn't have to feel this feeling that I feel now, this overwhelming emptiness inside. This is just -- it's really hard, because when I think of the years that lie ahead, I just -- I can't imagine them without you. I really can't. So anyway, I went riding last night -- and I know, I know, don't say it. You hate it when I ride in the dark, I know. Of course, I went too fast, took way too many risks, and I fell off. I was really hoping that you'd come out there and find me so I could hear you yell at me. I know that you want me to go on for Spencer and to live my life and find new love again. I know you want that for me. But, damn it, I just don't know how to do it. Because all I want to do is be with you, that's all I want.
Lulu: You want to get laid, go find Sonny again, but stay away from my brother.
Claudia: I have had just about enough of your big fat mouth talking about me like you know me. You don't know a damn thing about me.
Lulu: I know that Johnny pities you and that's the only reason he puts up with your craziness.
Claudia: I watched you chase after my brother, acting like a crazy fool. Because I let you get away with it, you think you can dictate to me what I do? Let me give you a little piece of advice, ok? If I ever hear anything even remotely resembling attitude coming out of your mouth again, it will be the last thing you ever say, promise.
Lulu: Ooh, are you actually threatening to kill me right now?
Claudia: You are long overdue for a lesson, Lulu, and there's lots of ways I can make you pay.
Carly: Ok, if you're looking for a fight, I'd be more than happy to give you one.
>> On the next "General Hospital" -
Patrick: Can we stop blogging?
Carly: Apologize to Lulu.
Claudia: Get out of my way.
Jax: Having another child could give Carly hope again.
Diane: Go and get her.
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