Thursday June 19 - Part 2


Jason: Forget it.

Claudia: What's the matter? Are you afraid you'll get shown up by a woman?

Jason: The less I deal with you, the better.

Claudia: Ok, jackal? It's just you and me.

Jason: Spinelli, don'T.

Claudia: Come on, we're under quarantine. I'm going stir crazy. What tragedy is going to befall us if we play a little pool?

Spinelli: While the jackal is always grateful for stone cold's wise counsel, vixenella's instruction in the art of billiards is not only beneficial -- it's enjoyable.

Claudia: That's it, isn't it? You don't want me and spinelli to have any fun. You want us to sit here and be miserable like you. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever enjoyed anything, or were you always like this?

Lulu: Oh, my gosh. I can't believe how fast you were going.

Johnny: Well, it is a speed boat, lulu.

Lulu: You are the only person who drives crazier than I do.

Johnny: You were pretty crazy.

Lulu: My heart is still pounding.

Johnny: That's a good thing.

Lulu: You know what I mean.

Johnny: Yeah, I do.

Lulu: You're smiling. Does that mean you're not mad at me anymore?

Johnny: Well, I am a hostage. I'd hate to argue with my captor.

Lulu: Actually, since I am in charge -

johnny: Ok, what will you have me do now?

Lulu: And just let me get this out.

Kate: Yoji, we're trying to go for youthful vitality. Right now, dakota looks like she had a full frontal lobotomy. What are we going to do?

Photographer: Um -

kate: Some time before she's eligible for social security, please.

Maxie: What if we lose the jacket?

Kate: Yes, yes, and take the shoes off and sling them over your shoulder.

Maxie: You're so calm. How do you do it?

Kate: Oh, maxie. This is nothing. I remember when I was an assistant on my first big shoot. The supermodel, who shall remain nameless, showed up after partying for three days straight. She was a total train wreck.

Maxie: What did you do?

Kate: I dumped her head in a bucket of water. I poured a gallon of coffee down her throat, and I found the biggest speakers I could and blasted the ramones at full volume.

Maxie: The ramones?

Kate: The photographer ended up winning awards for those shoots. Yoji, I want to see some of the prints.

Photographer: Ok.

Ric: Hotel not getting too many reservations, I guess, huh?

Carly: What's up, ric?

Ric: Look, I've been purposely and consciously avoiding you up until now because I know everything that you've been dealing with. And I don't want to make things worse, especially when michael is in the hospital.

Carly: That's tactful of you.

Ric: I'm very sorry about what happened to your son, carly. I mean, I can't imagine what -- what you must be dealing with. If there's anything that I can ever do to help you, please ask.

[Knocking on door]

Alexis: Hi, hi.

Jax: Wow. Alexis: It's the man that i truly love. Jax: Wow. Well, special occasion? Alexis: Oh, no, not exactly. Jax: Right, of course. I'll just assume that they're from a secret admirer then. Alexis: Yeah. I can't lie to you. This is really awkward. I know that you know that I know that you know I slept with your brother.

[Knocking on door]

Robin: Don't let him see you.

Patrick: Robin, look what happened to dealing with him like I told

[Knocking on door]

Mac: Robin

Robin: Hide. Go.

Well I can't get up off the couch so you can just come in.

Mac: Hi.

Robin: Hi

Mac: Look this is exactly why I hired epiphany. There's no way you're going to be able to follow dr's orders and stay off your feet unless you have someone here to help you.

Robin: I would like to have someone here helping me but I would like that someone to be Patrick.

Mac: Can we aim a little higher - like a functioning grownup?

Robin: He's a doctor.

Mac: He's a frat boy with a medical degree.

Robin: ok I thought you liked Patrick.

Mac: Not since he reacted with shear terror when he found out you were pregnant.

Robin: He just needed time to get used to the idea.

Mac: Oh come on. He walks around the hospital like he's God's gift. The guy is not responsible enough to take care of you, much less the baby in the future. You're kidding yourself if you think you can count on patrick drake.

Patrick: You know what, mac, with all due respect, you're full of crap.

Lulu: I was an idiot last night. I played right into maxie's hands.

Johnny: Forget about maxie.

Lulu: It's kind of hard, because she's made it no secret that she's after you.

Johnny: I'm not interested.

Lulu: But you said that you were going to go out with her.

Johnny: Yes, because I was pissed about that whole bet that you made.

Lulu: Ok, well, if you're not pissed anymore, does that mean that you'll call it off?

Johnny: No, I'd rather you trust me, I'd rather show maxie that her plan didn't work.

Lulu: Uh, I hate insecure girls that are possessive and I hate that maxie brings it out in me. I want to trust you. I do trust you, it just feels weird -- scary weird.

Johnny: Ok, you have no problem opening up a speedboat to full throttle, but maxie's lame come-on scares you? Come on.

Lulu: It's crazy.

Johnny: It is.

Lulu: I should feel sorry for you. You know, while maxie's making lame attempts to seduce you, you can think about this.

Carly: You're working for anthony zacchara now, aren't you? That's why you're here, you're going to go up and visit him in his suite.

Ric: Mr. Zacchara had nothing to do with michael's shooting.

Carly:Um, he's jason's enemy, and he was sonny's enemy before sonny retired. You know, I believe that you were sincere when you gave your condolences for michael. Just like I believed you were sincere when you saved my life after the cannery exploded and I thanked you for that. So of course I'm grateful. But when you ask me if there's anything you can do for me, the answer is no.

Jax: Well, I'm certainly not here to judge you, I'm just -- I was concerned about you after what happened at the haunted star last night.

Alexis: I'm very sorry about the timing of that meltdown, it was inappropriate and unclassy and i had no idea that the woman you were standing next to was the new editor-in-chief of "couture magazine."

Jax: Oh, giselle? No, it's fine.

Alexis: You were right to disavow yourself from the lunatic.

Jax: Oh, no, I said with great pride that you were my ex-wife.

Alexis: Oh, jax, she's direct competition to your magazine. Why did you do that?

Jax: I don't care about giselle, I was more worried about you. But before I could do anything, my brother came in and you didn't seem to object, so i didn't want to interfere. But by the looks of things, perhaps I should have.

Alexis: Actually, you did me a huge favor.

Claudia: I've done research on you. I love research. The internet's opened up a whole new world.

Spinelli: Oh, the jackal's world, you know, where he is master, dominating the multitudes.

Claudia: I've actually picked up a few hacking tricks myself.

Spinelli: I had no idea you were one of my people.

Claudia: That is because you judged me from the outside. You thought that I was a mindless bimbo.

Spinelli: No, no, no, no -- just because most cyber-literates are socially inept with low self-esteem and bad hair. But you have great hair, so -

claudia: I think you're really cute.

Spinelli: Really? Well, I mean, you know, even on first acquaintance it was very clear to me that you were a real flesh and blood version of the most toughened, agile, cyber-babe.

Jason: Spinelli, please.

Claudia: What? Come on, what is your problem? He's trying to get to know me here, instead of slapping a label on me the way you did. You have to take the time to know the fac about a person, the way I did with you. That's why I know a lot more about you than you know about me.

Sam: To staying in the moment.

Lucky: Is that how you want it?

Sam: You've got enough commitments in your life. I don't think you need another one.

Lucky: I think that would be my call.

Sam: Ok, can I say something to you without you getting totally defensive?

Lucky: Ok.

Sam: And I say this with total respect and admiration, but i think you are going to kill yourself trying to get out from underneath your father's shadow.

Lucky: How does this have anything to do witmy father?

Sam: Ok, let mexplain. Luke, he is always with you. He took you -- you and your mother all over the world, and you stayed here in port charles. He breaks the law, you become a cop. He's a hit and miss father, you're the most dedicated father on the planet. You prove to cameron and jake every single day that they are wanted and valued, but I can't stop wondering if maybe you're trying to give them everything that your father didn't give you.

Lucky: My dad was a great father, especially when I was younger. We were very close.

Sam: I know, but, lucky, he bailed on you, emotionally and physically. And I think that you are determined not to do that to those boys.

Lucky: You're probably right about cameron and jake. You're probably even right about me and my dad. But I don't understand what that has to do with you and me having a future.

Sam: Ok, look, any future has to include cameron and jake, they come first in your life.

Lucky: Mm-hmm.

Sam: And so does their mother.

Mac: You see, I knew you were hiding here somewhere, which only proves my point. Instead of acting like a responsible father-to-be, you're skulking around like a teenager.

Robin: Wait a minute, the skulking was my idea, to avoid a testosterone-filled moment just like this one. I mean, I'm not supposed to be stressed out, remember?

Mac: Right, yes, and that's why you're coming home with me, to get away from the stress.

Patrick: Ok, you know what, mac? I get that you're worried about robin, I get that in your mind nobody's ever gointo be good enough for her. I get that because I may have a daughter, and I can see myself acting almost as crazy as you.

Mac: Right, then you'll listen to me when -

patrick: No, mac, you listen to me, ok? I love robin, I support her any way that I can. And I'm the father of that baby. I'm not going to let you run me out of their lives.

Johnny: It's a lot better than the last time I was kidnapped.

Lulu: Ugh, I don't want to think about that.

Johnny: You know, you're all i thought about that whole time, it's what got me through.

Lulu: Mm.

Johnny: I may have even written a song for you. It's whatever came into my head when I thought of you.

Lulu: Oh, so what are you thinking about right now?

Johnny: The voices.

Lulu: The voices?

Johnny: Yeah.

Lulu: Ok, what -- what are the voices saying?

Johnny: D-u-N.

Lulu: Dun?

Johnny: K-M.

Lulu: Dun-km?

Johnny: E.

Lulu: Dunk me? Dunk me -- no, no, no, no! I can't swim, I can't swim, i can't swim.

Johnny: Is that true?

Lulu: No, it's a lie, I can swim. Can you?

Johnny: I can swim.

Lulu: Ok, good.

[Water splashing]

Alexis: Jerry and I have been doing this dance for months.

Jax: You mean, he's been pursuing you relentlessly.

Alexis: I protested. There's a fine line between enjoying the game and running from it. And in all fairness, was enjoying the game.

Jax: Right, while ignoring the, uh, difficult truths.

Alexis: I didn't ignore them, believe me. But I have come to see why you might have stayed loyal to your brother.

Jax: How?

Alexis: I was unglued and terrified last night, and he held it together. He told me that I could trust him about something, and I do.

[Knocking on door]

Jerry: Is it safe to return?

Claudia: You weren't born jason morgan, you were born jason quartermaine. You're actually from a filthy rich family. You had a bad car accident, and now you have brain damage.

Jason: I know what happened. I don't need to hear you rehash it.

Claudia: A little touchy about the whole brain damage thing.

Jason: Yeah, you know what, maybe I am. Maybe I realize how lucky I am to be walking around when michael's going to be laying in a coma for the rest of his life because some piece of garbage tried to kill his father!

Claudia: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Jason: For -- for what?

Claudia: I didn't make the connection.

Jason: Sounded more like guilt to me.

Claudia: My family didn't have anything to do with michael's shooting. How many times do I have to tell you that?

Jason: You know what? If you get delirious, you get this fever, you start spilling your guts, I might just try asking you again.

Sam: Look, I went to go see elizabeth the other day.

Lucky: Ok.

Sam: Just relax, though, because we didn't fight, we didn't argue, it was actually the best conversation -

lucky: Then why am I just now hearing about this?

Sam: Because I had to go on impulse. You had to cancel with me again to go be with cameron and jake. And I can't help but think that there's got to be something that I can do to help, but I'm so segregated from that part of your life. The boys are not allowed around me, I'm not allowed around them.

Lucky: Listen, if I made you feel like that, I'm really sorry.

Sam: No, no, look, we both know why elizabeth did not want me around, and she was totally justified. With that said, I again went to apologize to her. And guess what? She accepted my apology, and she actually told me that she thought that I was good for you.

Lucky: She's right.

Sam: However, she's really worried that cam might get confused if I'm a part of the mix, you know? He knows that mom and dad love him, so, logically, where do i fit in?

Lucky: Is that what you are wondering, because elizabeth and I are the parents?

Sam: No, no, no, no, lucky, don't, you don't have to deny or explain anything. I know that relationships with exes get really complicated, so I sort of had to think things through myself. You know, do I want to be a part of the boys lives? Do I want to be daddy's girlfriend?

Lucky: Are you? Sam: I was going to talk it over with you and then we went on the road trip and I didn't have to. Gosh, lucky, I am emotionally a coward and it -- and it just goes back to the same thing, you know? I feel like when I start to invest, clearly they are going to disappear, so I sort of do things backwards. And I kind of feel like I kept distance between us just to sort of hold on to you.

Lucky: You know, I think you're making this way too complicated. You know, I know we're both scared because we've both been hurt. But at some point we're going to have to start trusting each other or give up. So I'm kind of voting for trusting each other.

Sam: I -- I guess I'll try.

Patrick: I'm struggling with the idea of being a father right now, mac. I've been honest about that from the beginning. Maybe too honest. But the one constant through all of this is my love for robin. I love her more every day. And as far as taking care of her, my heart dropped when I saw her on the floor, and I will never let that happen again. I am committed to her having a healthy pregnancy and giving her all the support she needs. So you know what, mac, robin's not going home with you. I'm staying here and I'm going to take care of her. You're more than welcome to come and visit if you want, but just -

mac: Uh, are you through?

Patrick: Yeah, I think I am.

Mac: Good, then, uh, you're under arrest.

Robin: Hey!

Patrick: What are you talking about?

Mac: Turn around.

Patrick: Mac.

[Handcuff key jingling]

Jax: Alexis was just telling me what a great comfort you've been to her.

Jerry: Yes, I was glad I was there when she needed me. I mean, it was an awkward situation last night. Fortunately, things are much calmer now.

Jax: You helped with that, obviously. She was also telling me that, uh, she's clear about all your flaws, but she still feels that she can trust you.

Jerry: Yes, she can. You have a problem with that?

Jax: [Laughs] Do I have a problem with that?

Tracy: Carly.

Photographer: Can you not see we're working here?

Kate: No, actually, it might be interesting -- a random woman walking through the middle of a shot. We'll have to wait until we see the proofs. Maxie, why don't you give mrs. Spenr a release?

Tracy: Lulu is getting way too close with john zacchara. I need you to talk to her. She doesn't listen to me.

Carly: What happened?

Tracy: Well, she's down at the quartermaine family boathouse with him even as we speak.

Johnny: Got you!

Lulu: Don't throw me back in.

Johnny: Ok, then I'll have to find something else to dwith you.

Lulu: Oh, really? Oh, I'm hearing some voices right now in my head.

Johnny: What do they say?

Lulu: K-I-s-S.

Johnny: Kiss.

Claudia: I read in the paper that you killed the guy who shot michael. That must have given you some small sense of satisfaction, at least.

Spinelli: Ian devlin was a fiend indeed who was, actually, attacking maximista when stone cold took the opportunity

jason: I can't, I can't listen to this.

Spinelli: My humblest apologies, stone cold, if my words upset you.

Claudia: You know what? It's not spinelli's fault. Jason, hey, wake up.

Spinelli: Stone cold?

Claudia: Oh, my god, he's burning up.

>> On the next "general hospital" -

maxie: What a perfect day for a swim.

Patrick: I'm not stalking robin.

Sonny: You almost done?

Kate: I'm all yours.

Claudia: Sit up, so I can take your clothes off.


Edited 1 time by liasonlvr2 Jun 19, 2008 09:08.