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Jul 24, 2008 09:35
Mel
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and Burn Notice crazy!
Carly: How long until you're out of here?
Jason: I have no idea. The cops are convinced I am in on this. They think I have the gun in here somehow.
Carly: It had to be Lulu.
Jason: Yeah, I think so, too. It's a page right out of your book, Carly.
Carly: It is, isn't it? If I weren't so worried about her, I would be proud.
Jason: Oh, you should be worried. She's in way over her head right now.
Carly: How do we help her?
Jason: I've got to get to them first. The good news is, Johnny ditched the cops. They have no leads.
Carly: Just when you think things can't get worse. _______________________________________________________
Scott: Security around Johnny Zacchara. And what was Lulu, the motive for my son's murder, doing in there in the first place?
Mac: There was no reason to keep her out, Scotty.
Scott: You don't think so?
Lucky: Listen with all due respect, my sister was a victim, too. She was taken hostage at gunpoint.
Scott: Oh, come on, Spencer, if you believe that, you're going to be back writing parking tickets. Your sister is up to her neck in this. ________________________________________________________
Tracy: Scott Baldwin does not make it easy to feel sorry for him.
Nikolas: No. Well, I certainly don't have any use for him, even less for Logan, but he was Scott's son. He's entitled to be upset that he died.
Tracy: It's how he chooses to express that grief that concerns me. It's history repeating itself. Logan falls in love with a beautiful blonde who loves him back until the dangerous rogue shows up. Except this time, somebody dies. And once again, Luke Spencer is nowhere to be found. _______________________________________________________
[Knock at door]
Sal: Hey, joe. It's Sal. You home?
Johnny: Hey, come in. This must be your sister.
Sal: Yes, it is
Lourdes: Hi, I'm Lourdes.
Johnny: Hi, Joe Carpenter. Nice to meet you.
Lourdes: Hi.
Sal: You know, Joe used to be a student of professor Siegel's back in the day. He was pretty good.
Lourdes: Oh. I'll be honest. I wasn't too happy about my brother forcing a piano teacher on me that I did not know. But now that I know you learned from the master, I'm all over it.
Sal: All right, well, listen, I'll let you guys get to your lesson. And you behave, ok, Mija?
Lourdes: So, what are you prepared to teach me? ____________________________________________________________
Diane: Hello.
Max: Hey.
Diane: Sonny around?
Max: I expect him back soon.
Diane: Why are you so nervous?
Max: Me? I'm not nervous. Just happy to see you. You're not around here as much as you are at the coffee house.
Diane: Well, my business is mostly with Jason these days. You miss the action?
Max: Oh, you know, a little bit. But I'm glad to be back with Mr. C. He needs me like you wouldn't believe.
Diane: Why is that? Oh, he's just not thinking so clearly lately.
Diane: Care to be more specific?
Max: It's nothing I should be hypothetically discussing.
Diane: Ok. Well, then, I tell you what. Why don't you listen while I float a theory? Last night Sonny is at the Metro Court having drinks with an attractive, mysterious blonde. And then suddenly, here you are, fiddling with your tie, looking at the mail upside down, sweating. Which tells me everything I need to know. Hypothetically speaking. _________________________________________________________
Maxie: Are you ok? You're acting a little weird. Have you literally been staring at this computer all night?
Spinelli: Sleep is a luxury the Jackal can't afford. I must track the wanted ones before the forces of law and order Bonnie and Clyde them.
Maxie: Ooh. I know who they are. You might think that I don't, but Bonnie and Clyde, that's one of Mac's favorite movies.
Spinelli: Yeah, it's a classic film from an era of massive change. I mean, not only in the way that movies and music were made but the way that we, the universal we, you know, perceive ourselves and each other, civil rights, women's lib, political upheaval, sex, drugs, rock and roll.
Maxie: You're starting to babble. I think that maybe we should take a small break. A little rest on the couch.
Spinelli: You know, it warms the Jackal's heart that Maxinista is caring for his well-being.
Maxie: Of course I care about you, Spinelli, I'm like, tuned in to you. That's how I know something is wrong.
Spinelli: I mean, nothing's really wrong. Well, in fact, everything's wrong. The original blonde one killed the crabby commando and is now on the run with the mob prince. Stone Cold is being unfairly incarcerated. The irony, of course, being that this is the one crime he's been accused of he actually didn't commit, and now to make matters worse, you and I succumb to our basic instincts and now -- now the Jackal fears that you'll find it painful or embarrassing to remember and therefore will seek to place distance between us and that would distress the jackal greatly, becaue I have come to depend on and look forward to my encounters with the beautiful Maxinista.
Maxie: Spinelli. You're so sweet. And don't worry. Our night of sex has already been forgotten. Anyway, I need to go. You definitely need to take a nap.
Spinelli: Wait, wait, you're leaving?
Maxie: Yeah, I should get to the office before Kate does or I can kiss my job goodbye. But just let me know. Call me if you hear anything about Johnny or Lulu, ok? ___________________________________________________________-
Lourdes: I can't get the proper placement.
Johnny: I'm sure you can. Come on. Ok. Ok. Ok, now try it on your own. Good. Excellent.
Lourdes: You know, you're an awesome teacher.
Johnny: I'm nothing compared to professor Siegel. I'll tell you that.
Lourdes: I think you're better than him any day of the week. I mean, no offense to the dead or anything.
Johnny: This is your first lesson. You'll change your tune soon enough.
Lourdes: No. Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
Lulu: I was going to get everything frozen.
Johnny: Oh.
Lulu: Hi.
Johnny: This is Lourdes, my very talented new piano student. Lourdes, this is Linda, my girlfriend.
Johnny: Everything go ok?
Lulu: Everything went fine. ________________________________________________________ Lucky: I don't appreciate your implication.
Scott: Who's implying? I'm saying it straight out. Jailbreak. Tried and true Spencer method. Now, Lulu is a Spencer through and through, and so are you, for that matter. Hell, you might have known what was going on. You probably helped facilitate it.
Mac: You'd better watch it, Baldwin. You're making a serious accusation about one of my best officers.
Scott: And you might even be mixed in it, too, mac. You hated Logan. He slept with your daughter. Even though it was some game that she cooked up.
Lucky: Wait, you're starting to sound paranoid.
Scott: Yeah, well, maybe Logan should have been a little more paranoid. He might not be dead right now. But he is. And he's my son. My only son. Nobody gives a damn but me. So I am putting everybody on notice now. The police department, the D.A.'S office, and the mayor. No one will get one minute of sleep until my son's killer is brought to justice. _______________________________________________________
Jason: Diane is going to get the release. This might be worth a lot of money. The best thing you can do for lulu is just be easy for her to find, ok? And if she contacts you --
Carly: I will call you. I promise. You take care.
Lucky: ( To Claudia) You better be here to offer information on where your brother took my sister. ______________________________________________________
Diane: Is sonny cheating on Kate with Sasha?
Max: Oh, if only.
Diane: You want Sonny to cheat on his fiancee and break her heart.
Max: Of course not. Look, Miss Howard is nice lady. I know how much you like her. I'm just saying being unfaithful to kate would a lot less dangerous than --
Diane: Than what, Max?
Max: It's better if you don't know. After all, you work for Jason, too.
Diane: What does Jason have to do with Sonny meeting Sasha?
Max: Nothing. Please, Diane, you're going to have to leave this one alone.
Diane: You know, I got the sense that she was a professional of some sort. That she was perhaps even an attorney. So if she is meeting Sonny on behalf of a client --
Max: Karpov.
Diane: Who?
Max: Andrei Karpov. He's a heavy hitter from Russia. He's moving his organization in here to Port Charles.
Diane: That explains why sonny was looking so uncomfortable. I caught him mid-negotiation with one of Jason's enemies.
Max: The boss doesn't see it that way.
Diane: I'm pretty good at linear thought, Max. It has served me well. And if I connect these dots properly, Sonny's about to enter into some sort of business arrangement with one of Jason's direct competitors.
Max: Warning. We are now entering the inter-dynamics of the organization. The part that you never wanted to know about. You'll be a lot happier if you keep it that way.
Diane: This is -- this is insanity. Why would Sonny goad him, practically --
Sonny: Goad who, Diane? And what are you doing interrogating my employee? Why don't -- if you got something to say, say it to me.
Diane: Fine. Why have you suddenly decided to join forces with Jason's enemies? Death wish much? ______________________________________________________
Maxie: Thank you guys. I'll see you later.
Scott: Hello, Maxie.
Maxie: Scott, you're back. Yeah, just in time to find out that my son was murdered by Johnny Zacchara because of Lulu.
Maxie: I'm really sorry about what happened to Logan.
Scott: I want more than just sorry. You're right in the middle of this. You're the link between Lulu and Logan.
Maxie: What makes you say that?
Scott: Because you slept with him to get over on Lulu. You know, that silly little bet that you had? Now you and Lulu work together. And you're a nosy little thing, so I know you know what happened to Logan and I want you to tell me. Step by step. ____________________________________________________________
Claudia: I haven't heard from John. Ok? I don't know where he is. But I am willing to talk to anyone who will listen and tell them Johnny is completely innocent of all these ridiculous murder charges.
Lucky: Well, I can't quite say the same thing about the kidnapping of my sister.
Claudia: Are we done here?
Lucky: Why? Jason claims he had nothing to do with Johnny's escape.
Claudia: Everything I do is not about John. Happen to like Jason, ok? He's a very powerful man who's in a position to do me a lot of good. And I am hoping to take advantage of his isolation. You know, get him when he's vulnerable. Ingratiate myself. So that when he gets out of here, he's going to want to get me in bed --
Lucky: Ok, ok, you know what, I'm not -- that's too much information.
Claudia: Just so you know, I told Lucky Spencer that I was here to seduce you.
Jason: Why would you do that? Because I didn't want to tell him that I'd heard from John. ____________________________________________________________
Lulu: The kitchen is up and running.
Johnny: Oh, great. Time's up. But good job on our first lesson.
Lourdes: You really think so?
Johnny: Eh -- no, you got potential.
Lourdes: You know, it really helps to be inspired. I really look forward to learning from you and --
Johnny: Good. See you next time.
Lourdes: All right, uh -- bye.
Lulu: So. How do you like the new outfit?
Johnny: I like.
Lulu: You like?
Johnny: I like even more if you got chips and salsa.
Lulu: I knew I forgot something.
Johnny: Now tell me you're joking. Tell me you're joking.
Lulu: How do you propose to thank me if I remembered?
Johnny: I might stop.
Lulu: Stop what?
Johnny: This.
Lulu: No! ________________________________________________________
Spinelli: Maxinista?
Carly: Hey. Are you alone?
Spinelli: Yes.
Carly: Ok, great. I just came from Jason and he told me everything.
Spinelli: Uh, can the Valkyrie be more specific?
Carly: I know Lulu killed Logan and Johnny's covering for her. I know you're looking for them. Have you had any luck?
Spinelli: Unfortunately, not a clue.
Carly: Ok, I'm going to help you.
Spinelli: Oh. Well, the Jackal would be most appreciative of the fearsome one's input.
Carly: Well, the best way to keep Johnny and Lulu safe is to get rid of these murder charges hanging over Johnny's head. So the first thing we need to do is prove Johnny's innocent. What?
Spinelli: What? I'm just shocked that you would wish to implicate Lulu in the simian's death.
Carly: That's not the plan here, Spinelli.
Spinelli: Ok, then, I'm sorry. What did I miss?
Carly: Ok. We're going to exonerate Johnny and Lulu the old-fashioned way. We're going to frame somebody else.
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