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Oct 9, 2008 07:15
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Mac: Yes, mayor floyd, I heard you the first 100 times. No, if you want to send me a memo, send me a memo. Jackass. Hi, you are a pleasant surprise on a so far crappy day.
Anna: Well, thank you. I don't know that I am going to make it any better, I'm afraid.
[Anna sighs]
Anna: We have a bit of a crisis on our hands.
Robin: Epiphany, I need a complete blood panel and ultrasound on mr. Alvarez.
Epiphany: You already ordered that.
Robin: What?
Epiphany: You ordered those tests. It's right there on the chart.
Robin: Right, well, put a rush on them.
Epiphany: You already did that, too.
Robin: Well, they're not back yet, are they? Do whatever you need to do to get the test results in the doctor's hands. Is that clear?
Epiphany: Dr. Scorpio, are you ok?
Robin: I'm fine. I'm just trying to get something done around here.
Patrick: When I came in this morning, I asked for mrs. Siegel's chart to be pulled and on my desk. I just got back from my office and it's not there. Is there a reason why my orders aren't being taken seriously?
Epiphany: Ok, flag on the damn play here. Just so I have an idea of how the rest of my day is going to go, what is the problem with you two, and what are the chances that you're going to work it out before I have to run screaming out of here?
Carly: Hmm.
Jax: Whoops, sorry.
Carly: God.
Jax: Oh, I am sorry.
Jax: You got a couple of pieces.
Carly: Were you watching me?
Jax: I can't tell a lie. I was. I couldn't help it. I just -- I love the way your mind works.
Jason: No, set it up, ok? I want every single lieutenant front and center -- 8 P.M., Bernie. Thank you.
Max: Got a minute?
Jason: For you or for sonny?
Max: I'm not here on mr. C's behalf.
Jason: Ok, good. I'm glad to hear that, because tensions are escalating between me and sonny and your loyalties are going to be tested.
Max: Do you know who my father is?
Jason: No, I don'T. You've never mentioned your father.
Max: Does the name maximus giambetti mean anything to you?
Jason: That's your father?
Max: See your reaction right there? That's why I never talk about him.
Jason: Well, I knew that you were a giambetti, but I didn't know you were his son. And milo? Wow.
Max: Intimidating. Big shoes to fill. Lots to live up to.
Jason: Why -- why are you telling me this, max?
Max: Look, my father decided he wants to come for a visit, but there's a very small problem. I -- I told him I'm the one who's running the port charles mob.
Carly: I narrowed it down to these two colors.
Jax: Let me guess. For the solarium and the new spa addition?
Carly: Yes, but since the windows are boarded up because of the construction, I had to come down here for the sunlight.
Jax: I already knew all that as soon as I saw you floating around here with that look on your face. You know -- the one you get when you're visualizing.
Carly: Well, it's -- it's nice to be so known. Which one would you choose?
Jax: I'd probably go with, um --
Carly: Oh, let me guess. Blue-green, because it reminds you of the color of the water in fiji.
Jax: Well, if I were to commemorate a honeymoon, I would go with the rosy red.
Carly: Why?
Jax: Color of your butt after you sat on that sea urchin.
Carly: You're never going to let me live that down. That could have happened to anybody.
Jax: Oh, I beg to differ. That was an urchin of particular taste. He zeroed in on the finest butt in fiji.
Alexis: Hello.
Jax: Hi.
Alexis: I was in the restaurant waiting for you.
Jax: I'm sorry. I -- we had a meeting.
Carly: Doesn't take a genius to figure out what that meeting's about -- our divorce.
Nikolas: Hi.
Nadine: Hi.
Nikolas: I'm glad you called. You left the hospital so suddenly last night.
Nadine: Yeah, well. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I didn't mean it to sound like that.
Nikolas: Well, I was kind of hoping myself that you came back to wyndemere.
Nadine: Well, it's a good thing I didn'T.
Nikolas: Why?
Nadine: Well, if I wouldn't -- gone back there, I would have been too distracted to realize how much pain I was in.
Nikolas: Pain?
Nadine: Well --
Nikolas: I don't follow.
Nadine: Well, as you know, yesterday I took a total face plant. You witnessed that. It was mortifying. Well, what else is new? Anyway, I wound up at the hospital as a patient. Matt hunter prescribed pain pills, but they didn't work. I was up all night last night with this horrible headache. Whereas, if I had been at wyndemere I would have been awake for totally different reasons.
Anna: Robin's made a breakthrough. You know, she's finally gotten out of her own way for once. Not only has she admitted and accepted the fact that she does, indeed, want to marry patrick, she also proposed to him.
Mac: Wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. He turned her down?
Anna: Flat. Are they perverse or what? I mean, it's enough to drive you crazy. Those two cannot stop second-guessing and psychoanalyzing each other long enough to actually be happy.
Mac: It's a strange kind of mating dance -- but, whatever works.
Anna: It's not working, is it? You know, robin has made this huge case against marriage -- so much so that patrick is now completely convinced that if they get married it will stifle her. He also thinks that this proposal was a sort of emotional reaction to some recent upheavals, and if they did get married, she would eventually regret it.
Mac: Look, I usually don't come down on patrick's side, but how can I fault a guy for giving a woman what she said she wanted?
Anna: I know. I'm not asking you to fix this. Lord knows life is too short, but robin is really devastated by his rejection. I mean, she's not admitting it and life is hunky dory and all that, but I know better and so do you. So, I've already talked to her, and now I think it's your turn.
Epiphany: I like you both. You're two of the finest doctors I've ever had the privilege of working with. You're good human beings, and you're probably going to make exceptional parents. A little over indulgent maybe, but that's neither here nor there. So, I'm asking you nicely -- work out your problems on your own time. Now, your tests have already been ordered and rushed, and here's your chart. I was bringing it to your office when I got waylaid by dr. Scorpio ordering the same tests for a second time, with an attitude no less. Now, will there be anything else?
Robin: No.
Patrick: No.
Epiphany: Thank you. I think I need a break.
Patrick: Ouch.
Robin: Is my face red?
Patrick: Yeah, we kind of deserved that one.
Robin: Yes, we did ok, I need to say something.
Patrick: Ok.
Robin: I was really disappointed that you turned down my proposal, even though i completely respect and understand why you did what you did. It doesn't change the fact that I love you, and I'm totally committed to raising our child together. So, in the mean time, I will be more professional so that we do not get yelled at by epiphany again. Ok.
Jason: Ok, max, I -- listen, i am sorry that you are in some kind of bind right now, but sonny's trying to poach my lieutenants. I need to figure out who's loyal and who is not loyal, and I do consider you a good friend, but technically you are working for a guy who is trying to take over my organization.
Max: What's happening between you and mr. C is terrible and wrong, ok? If I could do anything to stop it, I would, but I can'T. And -- and -- I kind of got some big problems of my own right now.
Milo: Did he agree to help?
Max: Jason isn't appreciating the magnitude of the situation. Which is why, busy or not, you have to hear me out so you'll understand --
Jason: Ok, max, ok. Just make it fast.
Max: Since you know who my father is, you must be familiar with at least some of his history.
Jason: Yeah, maximus giambetti. Legendary old-school gangster. He's feared, ruthless, and deported.
Max: Right, right, and he's been in retirement in palermo for close to 20 years. I figured there's no way he could ever even come back to the states.
Milo: I think what max is trying to say here, is that he was hoping that dad wouldn't find out about his lying through his front teeth.
Jason: So, what does this have to do with me?
Max: Dad doesn't like surprises, and he's on his way.
Lucky: Elizabeth? I'm surprised she's not home.
Sam: Well, I'm actually glad that she isn't, because it's not a good idea to just walk into a woman's house without any warning. She could be busy.
Lucky: Yeah, well, I didn't think about that.
Sam: That's a typical male.
Lucky: Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe I should call her. See how long she's going to --
Sam: No, come on. Just -- just let her be. The kids are crabby and cranky and a little bit tired. We'll just put them down and wait for her.
Lucky: You -- you don't mind?
Sam: Of course not. Why would I?
Lucky: Well, you know, big boys weekend. Thought you'd might, you know, be tired.
Sam: No. Not even close. I actually love having you and all your sons all to myself.
Alexis: You and carly haven't been married a long time, but you've acquired a lot of real estate, which, of course, is community property. So, I'm -- I'm thinking the hotel in montreal.
Jax: That was a gift to carly. Montreal is a special place for us.
Alexis: It's not a good idea.
Jax: I don't care.
Alexis: I care. You're paying me to care, and I'm advising you to rethink this misguided idea that you have.
Jax: Whose money is it?
Alexis: Yours.
Jax: Thank you. Nothing further, your honor.
Carly: You know, I hate to interrupt. I don't want the hotel in montreal. Here's the solution. You keep it. I'll take the metro court.
Jax: Uh -- give us a minute.
Jerry: Oh. Why is a nasty frown marring those otherwise delectable features?
Alexis: Because carly has already broken his heart. She shouldn't be able to rob him blind, too.
Nadine: That probably sounded like I was making assumptions, and you know what they do. It could have been completely different.
Nikolas: What could be completely different about what?
Nadine: Well, I -- I could have stayed in the guest room and still have been unable to sleep -- same outcome, different location. Doesn't have to hinge on making love or having sex. Let's not make this a bigger deal than what it is, -- um, right? I mean, not that you would have wanted me, anyway. I mean, God. I'm not exactly sex Goddess of the universe with this bruised and battered face. Not that we're even talking about sex.
Nikolas: Oh, we're not?
Nadine: No. Um, no. This -- this is about the counterfeit drugs that I got from general hospital. Yes. Which means that, despite all of the precautions we've been taking, these drugs are still getting through. So, we need to step up the investigation. What I am telling you is to keep your ears open and, um, let me know if you hear anything, ok?
Jason: I -- I still don't understand what you're asking me to do.
Max: Bottom line -- ok, my father got his hands on a fake passport. He's going to be here soon. All of a sudden he wants to visit both of his sons. The good news is he'll only be here for a few days. So, I just need you to help me out while --
[Phone rings]
Jason: Hold -- hold -- hold on. Yeah?
Elizabeth: Hey, it's me.
Jason: Hey.
Elizabeth: I need to see you. Can you come to my studio?
Jason: Right now?
Elizabeth: If you can.
Jason: Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll be right over.
Max: So --
Diane: Jason, I have reviewed all the contracts concerning the division of assets between you and sonny, and I can assure you they are iron clad --
Jason: Ok, we're going to discuss this later. I got to -- I got to be somewhere right now.
Max: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not done here.
Jason: Ok, can you -- can you do me a favor and just figure out what max is asking me to do. Find out if I can help, and just bill me for however long it takes, ok?
Diane: Getting paid to spend time with my guy?
[Diane laughs]
Diane: Why do I love my job?
[Max groans in pain]
Diane: Sweetheart, you look upset.
Milo: He should.
Max: You think this is funny?
Diane: What in the world is going on?
Max: You people have no idea what is about to hit the fan.
Jerry: Do I detect an edge of cynicism?
Alexis: What can I say? Carly brings out the best in me.
Jerry: Well, I happen to have a higher opinion of carly than you do. As far as this breakup is concerned, I'm far more optimistic.
Alexis: Are you? You're optimistic? That's funny.
Jerry: I guess it's part and parcel of the new improved me.
Alexis: How gullible exactly do you think I am?
Jerry: Well, I happen to believe that, you know, jax and carly are going through a bit of a rough patch. They may even believe that they're over.
Alexis: That's usually what divorce indicates.
Jerry: Well, it can also be temporary, you know? A way to may a break, to reassess the damages, make the appropriate adjustments.
Alexis: You think they're going to get back together?
Jerry: Well, my brother is incredibly good at winning, and when he realizes that he is going to win bigger by having carly at his side, he'll woo her back within an inch of her life.
Alexis: If you encourage that in any way, I will kill you. I'm not kidding. I will. It's going to be ugly, too. Won't be pretty.
Jerry: I'm sure.
Jax: I can't believe you're turning your nose up at the belle maison. You love that place.
Carly: I love this place more.
Jax: You love this place more. Well, I don't want to sell my shares, ok?
Carly: Well, I don't want a divorce, but I don't seem to have a say so in that, and since you're going through with this, and we have to split our assets, my preference is the metro court. I don't want to move.
Jax: Well, I don't want to move either.
Mac: Hey, no sleeping on the job.
Robin: Hi. Are you clairvoyant? Because you're exactly the person that I need to see right now.
Mac: Well, I'd like to take credit for my unerring instinct, but anna told me you might be feeling a little down. So, I thought I'd come by and try to cheer you up.
Robin: Mission accomplished.
Mac: I brought a smoothie -- raspberry.
Robin: Yum, thank you. What's in the bag?
Mac: Oh, take a guess.
Robin: Chocolate chip cookies?
Mac: Give the pregnant lady a prize.
Robin: I'll settle for the cookies. Mm. Chocolate chip cookies -- the all purpose remedy. You know, this reminds me of all the zillion times that you would bring them home and make me feel better.
Mac: Yeah, well, I did bring them by just as many times as a bribe, remember? I mean, I was flying blind for awhile -- no clue? So, bribery was a perfectly acceptable response.
Robin: You learned fast, though.
Mac: I had a great teacher. Robin, you are the smartest, bravest person I know, and I am your biggest fan. So, know something going in -- no matter what you do, or have done, it's going to be all right.
Robin: What I've done is made a mess of everything.
Diane: My darling, you are many things. You are tall, handsome, charming, flexible, sweet, gallant. Did I mention flexible? The thing you are not, most assuredly, is a fraud. Honesty and guilelessness are two of your most attractive qualities.
Milo: You might want to ask dear old dad what he thinks when he finds out that max here is only a lowly bodyguard -- just like me.
Max: How many times are you going to play that broken record, dumbkoff? Dad was deported out of the country. How the hell was I supposed to know he would ever come back? For 20 years, we've been the ones who've traveled. Always, vacation meant a trip to palermo. Never once the other way around. Now, all of a sudden, he's here --
Diane: Whoa, whoa, whoa -- wait a minute. Wait a minute. Stop. Slow down. Back up. What -- what do you mean your father was deported? What do -- wh -- wh -- am i afraid to ask this question?
Max: Probably. My father is maximus giambetti.
Milo: Mine, too.
Diane: You got to be kidding me. Maximus giambetti was one of the most notorious mobsters of modern time.
Milo: A legend.
Max: And so good at his job law enforcement was never able to convict him of anything. So, they had to settle for booting him out of the country.
Diane: Why haven't you ever told me this?
Max: It was never a factor who my father was.
Diane: But he was your father, and this is a very interesting missing puzzle piece. So, go ahead, enlighten me.
Max: Well, after my parents divorced, I stayed in the states with my mother.
Milo: I did, too.
Diane: You had different mothers?
Max: Oh, his was wife number --
Milo: I was four.
Diane: How many are we talking?
Milo: Six.
Max: Seven. Dad's final divorce was finalized the day I left palermo.
Maximus: You call this an empire?
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