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May 5, 2008 05:10
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Monday, May 5th Part ! Luke: Everybody wins.
Luke and anna: Ch-ch-ch-ch.
Luke: Vroom, vroom.
Anna: [Sings] woo! Woo-woo!
Luke: Hey.
Anna: Oh, no, where'd you get those?
Luke: I don't know. I picked them out somewhere. I wish this place was rigged for a swing.
Anna: Ok, you know, i'm very resourceful. I'm a secret agent.
Luke: No.
Anna: You knew that.
Luke: Uh-huh.
Anna: Mm-hmm. We could do that. Oh, sorry. You got any rope?
Spinelli: If the dastardly doctor devlin is indeed the shooter, which seems to attain a higher degree of possibility with every passing moment, then he must've been working alone. So, hence, he stole the money from "crimson" to finance his escape to canada.
Jason: We can't assume that.
Spinelli: Well, then how do you explain the missing million from the fashionista's working account? I mean, how? There's no way that she would knowingly transfer money to the person or persons that may have shot young michael.
Jason: When we find devlin, he's going to tell me why he shot michael.
Jason: Claudia's smart. She's already made improvements on our distribution.
Trevor: Your sister is impulsive and unreliable. It's a mistake to involve her in the business.
Anthony: Trevor's right.
Logan: Caught you eavesdropping.
Claudia: So you did.
[Carly sniffling]
Carly: I can't do this.
Sonny: It's ok.
Carly: No, because crying means that i'm giving up hope, and i'm never going to give up hope for michael. I won't.
Jax: Carly. Hey.
Carly: I'm so glad you're here.
Jax: Did patrick give you the report from the specialists?
Sonny: Michael's in a permanent coma.
Jax: I'm sorry.
Carly: You know, we need to find another doctor. We do. One who's going to make him better.
Jax: Well, i have another option for michael.
luke: You're incredibly talented.
Anna: Oh, you inspire me so much.
Luke: It's your turn. Shot, shot, shot. All right.
Robin: Mother!
[Anna gasps]
Anna: Hi, darling. Hello.
Johnny: Claudia brings a lot to the table. She's smart. She got a lot of experience. She came back from italy to help me run things.
Trevor: You've always put too much faith in claudia.
Johnny: I trust her a hell of a lot more than i trust you.
Trevor: Yeah, well, she's had a profound influence on you, but not for the better.
Johnny: She's got more of a right to be here than either of you. And i do think this organization will benefit and be stronger overall with her participation. But at the end of the day, my father's in charge. What he says goes.
Anthony: That's how a son shows respect for a father.
Ric: That's why you're a father worthy of respect, anthony. Speaking of which, shouldn't you be showing respect to anthony right about now? Especially since you were going to leave him rotting in prison until i took the initiative to get him out.
Trevor: Anthony and i have a long history together. He knows i respect him.
Ric: Yeah, but what about loyalty, dad, and gratitude? I mean, for instance, if you sign over the -- the alcazar piers, there'd be no doubt.
Anthony: I undrestand those piers are the key to controlling the port charles waterfront.
Ric: Oh, yeah, no question about it. So what do you say, dad? Are you loyal to anthony or are you not?
Claudia: So, how do you like working for my father?
Logan: We get along all right.
Claudia: Yeah?
Logan: Yeah.
Claudia: He didn't hit you, did he?
Logan: No, no, just a bar fight.
Claudia: Oh.
Claudia: Really?
Logan: Mm-hmm.
Claudia: I feel like i saw you at the haunted star opening. Were you there? Was that you?
Logan: Yeah, i was there.
Claudia: It was. Yeah, you looked different. You seemed like you were really in your element then.
Logan: It was a good night.
Claudia: Yeah? Can i ask you a question? How is it that an obviously handsome, smart, ambitious guy like yourself is working as a glorified nurse for my dad?
Spinelli: We are closing in on the atm that was last used by the fiendish physician, which is all the more reason why stone cold should not waste his energy on the menial task of transport.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Spinelli: I want to drive.
Jason: No.
Spinelli: But the grasshopper is very proficient behind the wheel, especially if it's an automatic transmission, and sees no reason why stone cold should waste his -- his -- his mental and physical energy --
Jason: I'm not tired, spinelli.
Spinelli: Ok, perhaps we -- say we run into the dastardly doctor and stone cold decides he needs to confer with him privately, as it were. You might need a, i don't know, getaway driver.
Jason: No, i don't need a getaway driver.
Spinelli: Well, say a crazed flock of geese confused by global warming --
Jason: Shut up, please, for a minute.
Spinelli: Sorry, the jackal does tend to talk too much. But look, i was just... I was just trying to help.
[Tires screech]
kate: Lulu, i can't keep asking you. Where are the revisions on the maha chang layout? Did you even call them?
Lulu: Their office closed two hours ago.
Kate: Honey, that is what inside lines are for.
Lulu: Maxie said that she left it on the computer.
Kate: No, no, lulu, stop blaming maxie for your mistakes.
Lulu: She was supposed to leave me a list.
Kate: Lulu, you are a big girl. We are on a deadline. I cannot have any more of these excuses. Now, remember, if i fire one of you, i'm going to fire you both, so figure out the riddle and get maha chang on the line right away.
[Phone rings]
lulu: Kate howard's office.
kate: Did you get them?
Lulu: No, but --
kate: Ok, so what is more important, lulu?
Lulu: It's ian devlin.
Kate: I'll take it.
Ian: I'm headed back to port charles.
Kate: That's a bad idea.
Ian: I could turn around, head deeper into canada, provided i had the proper financial incentive.
Carly: What did you find? Are you bringing another specialist?
Sonny: Let him talk, carly.
Jax: Michael's diagnosis is clear.
Carly: You said that there was an option. You just said that.
Jax: Carly, the doctors all agree that he's not going to wake up.
Carly: There's a small chance, jax.
Sonny: One in 10,000. That's what patrick says.
Jax: I contacted a treatment facility for long-term care.
Carly: It's a research facility, right? I mean, you've been speaking with the doctors.
Jax: They have doctors on staff, yes. I just toured it a few hours ago. It is amazing. It's world class. He would received world class care for the rest of his life.
Carly: You couldn't even wait for your own specialist to make a diagnosis. You just assumed, like everyone else has assumed, that michael's not going to get better
Luke: Care to join us, dr Drake?
Patrick: Yes, looks like fun.
Tracy: Don't you encourage them.
Robin: Mom, you're going to hurt yourself.
Anna: Oh, come on. How many grandmothers do you know who can do this? Woo.
Robin: None, ok? You win. Get down.
Patrick: Robin, how many times have you told me that stress is bad for the baby? Now just leave your mother alone and have a seat.
Anna: Don't stress out. Please, don't stress out. Mama's thirsty.
Luke: Well, let daddy get you a little drink.
Tracy: Why don't you pick your pants up?
Anna: Hey, don't get cranky, please. It's ok, i can reach.
Luke: It -- it -- it --
Anna: Oh.
Robin: Mom, are you ok?
Anna: Yeah, i'm fine.
Jax: Look, we all hoped that the specialists would have good news, but i wanted to be prepared in case michael's prognosis didn't change.
Carly: I'm not interested in your preparations.
Jax: We have to start thinking realistically about michael's long-term care, do we not?
Sonny: What's the place like?
Carly: It doesn't matter because he's not going there.
Sonny: Our son is not going to stay in this hospital forever.
Jax: It's a state-of-the-art facility in manhattan.
Michael would receive 24-hour nursing care and receive physical therapy twice a day.
Carly: When was the last time someone there who was in a coma woke up?
Jax: Carly, their focus is on first-class long-term care, not stringing families along with false hope.
Carly: My son's not going to manhattan alone.
Jax: Of course, you want to go and look at the place before you make a decision like that.
Sonny: Jax, based on what you saw, why do you think this place is -- is good for my son?
Kate: I already gave you a million. You won't get any more.
Ian: Then i'll see you very soon.
Kate: So i guess you're choosing to have sonny kill you.
Ian: Unless i kill him first. An additional payment will secure his safety for the time being.
Kate: I am not available for blackmail, dr. Devlin.
Ian: Think of it as protection. You already know that i was the one that shot michael. How sonny will react when he finds out, i'm not what that's worth to you, but --
kate: I'm hanging up now.
Ian: New york -- still a lethal injection state? Or will he just get life in prison, provided that he survives at all?
Lulu: Ms. Howard isn't available.
Claudia: Good, because i'm here to see you.
Lulu: I'm working.
Claudia: Ok, well, so's your friend logan. Your ex-boyfriend, logan hayes, right? He's working for my father a sort of a -- a bodyguard-nurse.
Lulu: I'm sorry, i hardly ever see logan anymore.
Claudia: Ok, but you know him, right? Right? What kind of guy is logan? Is he trustworthy? Is he loyal? Is he a nice guy? I mean, would you want him taking care of your father?
Jason: You -- you can speed up.
Spinelli: Alas, i cannot.
Jason: No, you can, ok? You drive this slow, it's going to attract attention.
Spinelli: A collision would attract even more --
Jason: A collision? We haven't even seen a car for miles.
Spinelli: Then there's no reason for the grasshopper to increase his speed.
Jason: Why can't you just drive faster, spinelli?
Spinelli: Moose.
Jason: Moose? We haven't -- we haven't even seen a moose.
Spinelli: Well, moose calves, to be more specific. They tend to wander the roads of Canada this time of year. They have no understanding or fear of moving vehicles. They are very large, very awkward, and very hard to see at night.
Jason: All right, put the brights on.
Spinelli: I can't do that either.
Jason: Why not?
Spinelli: The five-lined skink.
Jason: The what?
Spinelli: It's one of five lizard species in canada. It's their mating season. They might be attracted to the lights, and i wouldn't want to squish one.
Jason: All right, pull over --
spinelli: No, you wouldn't want to squish one either! Karmically speaking, who knows what will tip the karmic scales and be it a proverbial straw or a skink.
Jason: If you don't start driving faster, i'm going to drive. You got it?
Spinelli: Yes, yes, sir.
Jason: Ok, we have more important things to worry about than baby moose and lizards.
Spinelli: I shall -- i shall forestall my wilderness anxiety by reviewing the -- the specifics of the case.
Jason: Fine, focus, drive, review. Go.
Spinelli: We saw the medical tag, the entwiined snakes. We determined that it was indeed dr. Devlin's car.
[Tires schreech]
Jason: Whoa!
Spinelli: I think it was a lizard.
Jason: A lizard!
Spinelli: Yes.
Jason: Focus!
Spinelli: Ok, so stone cold uncovered that the dastardly doctor was selling an illegal experimental drug to the troubled nikolas for $10 million and then he realized that stone cold was on his tail and decided to leave town but ended up at the G.H. morgue.
Jason: Then -- when was that exactly?
Spinelli: Maximista and i, the jackal, stalled his departure, i by feigning appendicitis and maximista by injecting him with a sedative, after which i surreptitiously placed the tracking device in his pants.
Jason: Ok, we're back to his pants again.
Spinelli: It's a very important detail. And then the clever maximista uncovered the missing million and i jackaled an atm withdrawal in littleton, Canada and --
moose!
Moose!
[Tires screech] Robin: Are you ok, mom?
Anna: Yeah, no, i'm fine. You know what?
Patrick's right. We really should get you home.
Tracy: Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Luke: I have a better idea. Why don't you and you and you go back where you came from and ms. Devine and i will -- continue this swinging party.
Anna: Hey, you know what, spence? Being upside down with you has been -- ah -- fantastic, but i don't get to see my daughter very often and i just don't want to upset her, ok?
Luke: Oh.
Anna: I think i put my back out.
Luke: Well, you're going to need this.
Anna: Thank you. Ok.
Robin: Come on, let me help you.
Anna: No, i'm fine. Bye.
Luke: Bye.
Anna: Bye, tracy.
Luke: See you next time, huh?
Anna: Yeah.
Luke: So what do you say, spanky buns? Can i offer you a ride on the trying frapeze?
Jason: How'd you get in the car?
Maxie: Maybe i picked the lock.
Jason: Ok, spinelli --
maxie: Don't pick on spinelli.
Jason: How did she get the keys to the suv? Answer me.
Spinelli: Ok, perhaps maximista was snoop -- snooping around casa de stone cold --
jason: Ok, you know what? Shut up.
Maxie, give me the keys.
Maxie: No, not until i get the million dollars back that ian stole from crimson.
Spinelli: Restitution of the money is everyone's goal --
maxie: My job is on the line.
Jason: You know what? You get the keys, now.
Spinelli: Me?
Jason: Yeah.
Spinelli: Now?
Jason: Yeah, right now. We got to get back on the road. Let's go.
Spinelli: Yeah, no, sure. Jackal p.I. Can manage a little pat down. Sure, nothing out of the ordinary Ok, it was chapter nine, complete with illustrations. Ok, hands on the vehicle, please. Spread your -- have your -- oh -- place your legs -- hip -- you're good at this. Thank you. Ok, just another day at the office. Nothing exciting at all.
Spinelli: No keys! No keys.
Maxie: Spinelli, you didn't look hard enough.
Spinelli: Thank you.
Jason: Give me -- give me the keys and get in the car. I'm driving. Not you.
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