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Jan 11, 2009 03:20
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[Cow mooing]
Nadine: You've got be firm but gentle, okay? An iron fist in a velvet glove. If you're too tentative, she'll get nervous.
Nikolas: Well, that'll make two of us.
Nadine: Stop over-thinking.
Nikolas: Yeah, okay. Let me get in there. Maybe we could start with a different chore like feeding chickens. I mean, I have this great side arm motion for throwing grain.
Nadine: I'm sure you do, but the cow needs milking.
Nikolas: Of course. Okay. All right, I'm in. Yeah, you know, maybe -- should I maybe hold my hands up? I don't want to startle old Bessie here, you know?
Nadine: It's Clara, actually, and just go for it.
Nikolas: Clara, right. Clara doesn't bite, does she?
Nadine: No, no. Except for that one time. God, she nearly took Bo's thumb right off.
Nikolas: What? You're kidding, right?
Nadine: Yeah. I'm kidding. You really are a city slicker, aren't you?
Nikolas: Well, I'm sure you meant that as a compliment.
Nadine: The highest. Now just put your hands on the cow's teets and start pulling.
Nikolas: That's funny. All right.
Nadine: Go.
Nadine: Come on.
Nikolas: Like this?
Nadine: Yeah.
Nikolas: You know what? On second thought --
Nadine: Oh, you're not wimping out are you?
Nikolas: Yeah. Yeah. You're kind of beautiful when you mock me.
Nadine: Oh, admit it, you got yourself into a pickle and now you're trying to charm your way out.
Nikolas: Maybe. What?
Nadine: I know the real reason I lured you out here to the barn.
Nikolas: Let me know if it's working.
Spinelli: In mere moments, Stone Cold shall be privy to the Slavic seductress' whereabouts. Meanwhile, fair Maximista, who is unaware that you are the parental unit to little Jake, has left the premises.
Jason: I'm sorry, Spinelli. I know you wanted her to stay.
Spinelli: Yes, of course I long to be close to Maximista, but not at the risk of her fair person, and no doubt Stone Cold applies a similar rationale to that of fair Elizabeth and young Jake.
Jason: Last night Jake was a hostage, and I decided the best way to get him out was to go and shoot it.
Spinelli: Yeah, but your reasoning was undoubtedly correct. Your actions saved him.
Jason: I triggered an explosion. If Sam didn't dive out the window with Jake in her arms, he would be dead.
Edward: You know, this is a fine state of affairs. I prayed for the glorious day when Tracy would throw you to the curb like a sack of garbage. And now that --
Luke: Thank you, Alice.
Edward: And now that it's arrived, well, the future seems even dimmer than when you were sponging off of us.
Luke: Just the right kick.
Alice: It's my own special recipe.
Edward: You know, Tracy is unbearable, even on her best day. But now she is going to be pure, unadulterated torture, and it's all your fault.
Luke: I tried to stop her from divorcing me.
Edward: You got stinking drunk, and you allowed Tracy to just walk out and get a divorce. And you know what? Now we're going to be living with an angry, scolding, harridan. God.
Luke: I already miss my precious popsicle's howling insults and stinging protests.
Edward: You'll miss her money even more.
Alice: You can't give up, Mr. Luke. Ms. Tracy is a sucker for you. I mean, who isn't?
Luke: You think, Alice?
Alice: I know it.
Luke: You think I can actually win her back?
Alice: I think you can, but you just got to be subtle and tricky.
Tracy: I thought I left you face down on a barroom floor.
Luke: It was the heat. The tropical drinks, I think too much sugar from the fruit juice. Anyway, while I was out, I assume you got your divorce? Don't think this is the end, Tracy, because it isn't. We're far from the end. Far from it.
Nikolas: I told you I'd be a natural.
Nadine: Not that any actual work got done.
Nikolas: Are you complaining about my technique?
Nadine: Not a chance.
Nikolas: You know, I couldn't help but notice that you have an awful lot of cows out there. I can't imagine that Uncle Vance and cousin Bo could milk all those cows by hand. What's going on?
Nadine: Yes, that's why we have a milking machine.
Nikolas: What? So, you tricked me into almost milking a cow by hand? You had a machine? You're sneakier than I thought.
Raylene: A little hard work never hurt anyone.
Nadine: Aunt Raylene, what are you doing out of your room?
Raylene: Well, I needed a change of scenery.
Nadine: Here. You could've collapsed on your way out here.
Raylene: Oh, just because I'm terminal, doesn't mean I want to die of boredom in my room. I'd rather be here, where the action is.
Nikolas: Can I get you anything?
Raylene: Oh, you do have beautiful manners, don't you?
Nadine: Nikolas claims he's pathologically polite.
Raylene: Well, you deserve a gentleman who will treat you well, Nadine. Have you two decided on a date for your wedding?
Maxie: Emma loves you. You're her mom. Not that everybody's crazy about their mom, but she's a baby, and she's dependent on you. There's that whole survival thing going on.
Robin: Well, then why does she cry the entire time she's with me?
Maxie: All babies cry, Robin. I think you're taking it a little personally.
Robin: Yeah, maybe.
Maxie: Emma's cute and everything, but do you think we could talk about me for a minute, because my life is kind of falling apart and I have to figure it out today.
Robin: Sure, could you be more specific?
Maxie: Yes, well, I stayed at Jason's last night, but he kicked me out because it's too dangerous to be around him or blah, blah, blah.
Robin: Well, I have to say I side with him on that one.
Maxie: I was stuck for a place to stay last night after I walked out of Mac's. You know me. I don't always think things through as well as I should.
Robin: Just go home. I mean, Mac will be thrilled.
Maxie: No, I can't do that. That will send the wrong message. Besides, I'm a career woman. You know, I have a job. I should be able to have my own place to live. It's just not that easy to pull it altogether in one day.
Robin: Okay, then where are you going to go?
Maxie: I don't know. I mean, my job may be glamorous, but it doesn't pay a lot. Kelly's would've been perfect, except it burned down.
Robin: Well, I mean, I would offer you to stay here, but we're kind of --
Maxie: No, no, no. I wouldn't want to inconvenience anyone. Who wants Emma waking them up every two hours, besides you and Patrick? But you are her parents.
Robin: Okay, then, what about the classifieds? I'm sure you can find something affordable there. And if you need help with the rent, I'd be happy to pitch in.
Maxie: That's okay, I can figure it out. There's tons of website rental places and -- it's okay. Emma, be nice to your mom. She's the best. And, Robin, good luck.
Robin: Thanks. You, too.
Spinelli: The Jackal's search indicates that Sasha Donev may still be in the country. There are no records of her passing through customs, crossing the border. The Russians were soundly defeated by fair Samantha and Stone Cold. So, why would she choose to remain?
Jason: She'd stay if she was ordered to stay.
Spinelli: But to what end? Surely the sinister syndicate realizes their efforts to gain ground have been crushed.
Jason: I know, but they've invested way too much to pull out right now. So that means that I would have to make it even more expensive for them to stay here.
Spinelli: And by expensive does Stone Cold mean cost in terms of --
[Knock at door]
Diane: Go upstairs and change. You have an appointment to be questioned by the federal government.
Tracy: You have the most extraordinary ability to ignore rejection. I don't know if it's ego or stupidity.
Luke: It's love, beautiful. It's pure, pure love. You hold the key to my heart.
Tracy: You made your pitch for reconciliation in the Dominican Republic. It fell on deaf ears.
Luke: Admit it; we could've had a good time in paradise.
Tracy: I do not call a ramshackle hut in a monsoon paradise. Nor do I call a drunken card game romance.
Luke: Well, we've had romance in some very unlikely places. For example, when we broke the hammock down by the boathouse.
Tracy: Please, you can stroll down memory lane all by yourself. I'm gone. I have the papers to prove it.
Luke: No, it ain't so.
Tracy: It is so. I am out of this marriage. You are out of this house.
Luke: You're going to miss me, precious.
Tracy: Alice, would you help my ex-husband pack? And please get his house keys.
Alice: Come on, Mr. Luke.
Luke: Lead on, Alice. Cupcake, if you gave me half a chance --
Tracy: Out.
Edward: You know, something is very fishy here. Why aren't you bellowing like a banshee from hell?
Tracy: Why should I? I just unloaded a dead weight. I'm happy.
Edward: No, if Luke were really gone, you would be unleashing bile and venom so that all of us would be crying out for mercy.
Tracy: See this smile? This is the smile of a free woman.
Edward: That's the smile of a woman who didn't get a divorce. You're still married to that cat, aren't you?
Tracy: I would never divorce Luke Spencer. He doesn't need to know that yet.
Nadine: I thought everybody might like some tea.
Raylene: I've embarrassed you by bringing up the wedding, haven't I?
Nadine: No, it's just those conversations we had about match making.
Raylene: I'm sorry, dear. But I don't have the time or the breath to mince words.
Nikolas: Here, careful, it's hot.
Raylene: Nikolas seems like a fine young man. I'd certainly love to see you settled and happy before I pass on.
Nikolas: Well, I'm honored that you approve of me.
Nadine: I can't do this.
Raylene: Do what?
Nadine: You always said that an ugly truth was better than a pretty lie, right? Here's the truth. Nikolas never asked me to get married to him. I was the one who thought it up to prevent him from being deported. He tried to talk me six ways from Sunday out of it.
Raylene: Well, he's not trying to talk out of it now.
Nadine: No, but it's only because he knows that it's your dying wish. But I know that what you really respect is honesty. So, here it goes. I am happy. I moved to Port Charles, and it's great. And I have some really good friends now. Life's just about as good as it could possibly be. And I'm sorry if you're disappointed that --
Raylene: Sweetheart.
Nadine: I'm not married.
Raylene: It's everything I'd hope to hear.
Nadine: Really? So you don't mind that I'm not married yet?
Raylene: Oh, not in the slightest. Though you'd be a fool to let her get away.
Maxie: Gross.
Maxie: Well, the price is right.
Lulu: Maxie?
Maxie: Why are you following me?
Lulu: I'm not following you. I'm here to look at the apartment. The super said somebody else was here.
Maxie: That would be me.
Lulu: Wow, it's nice light.
Maxie: Yes, and a nice view of the street outside.
Lulu: It's a pretty quiet neighborhood though.
Maxie: Are you kidding? The boulevard is like a block away. There's going to be tons of cars barreling down the road going 50 miles per hour every night.
Lulu: Great, then you don't want it.
Maxie: Who said that I don't?
Jason: Wire transfer go through?
Diane: It went this morning.
Jason: What about the paperwork?
Diane: Backdated and filed.
Jason: Okay, this has got to be clean, Diane, completely untraceable.
Diane: There is nothing to link you to the house or the money. Legally, everything came from Emily.
Jason: Okay, good. Now we need to set up a meeting.
Diane: Okay, if we could just table this discussion for a moment and focus on the matter at hand. You are about to be questioned by a federal agent regarding an assault on a certain roadhouse. In which you exhibited a blatant disregard for the law.
Jason: They had Jake. What do you want me to do? I had to get him out.
Diane: You could've called the police.
Jason: Come on, Diane. Call the police? I can't risk Jake getting caught in the middle of a standoff.
Diane: I'm sure you had the best of intentions, Jason. In fact, you were probably right. But let's look at this in context, shall we? The feds have been after you for God knows how many years. And now they finally have evidence that you assaulted an occupied building with guns blazing. At last count, from what I understand, from the explosion and the shootout, the body count was I think at least four men.
Jason: Okay.
Jason: So, what do you advise?
Diane: Your regular stonewalling techniques are out of the question. They will be seen as arrogance and contempt for the law. So, for once in your life, you are going to tell the authorities exactly what happened and why.
[Emma cries]
Robin: She needs to be fed.
Patrick: Okay, here we go, babe. It's okay.
[Emma stops cries]
Patrick: Hey, sweetheart. Listen to me, you have to give your mom a little bit of a break here, okay?
Robin: Thank you.
Patrick: There you go.
Patrick: You know, it's the first couple of months, Robin. They're always the toughest.
Robin: Yeah, I know. We have a beautiful, healthy daughter, and we're very blessed. But this is supposed to be, you know, a magical time. And it just doesn't feel like that, because I'm a total screw-up.
Patrick: Robin, Emma loves you.
Robin: She just cries for hours when you're gone. It's beyond coincidence, so you can stop trying to cheer me up.
Patrick: Okay, well, if I can't, maybe a present that I got there for you will --
Robin: No, a present isn't going to fix this, okay? We need to hire a baby nurse and just face the awful truth. I am a terrible mother.
Nadine: You are just about the sweetest man alive, you know that?
Nikolas: Oh, I think that's pushing it a little bit.
Nadine: No, you were ready to marry me just to please Aunt Raylene. I mean, how generous is that?
Nikolas: Well, it wouldn't have been a terrible hardship.
Nadine: I was so determined to save you from deportation that I almost bullied you into a wedding.
Nikolas: No, you mean a lot to me, okay? So, why don't we leave it like this? We won't get married now, but in the future, if you feel the need to marry me for any reason, you just let me know.
Nadine: Well, that's very kind, but I'm only going to get married for love. And if that never comes along, then that's okay. I'll still have a really great life anyway. Right, Aunt Raylene? Aunt Raylene?
Nadine: She's gone.
Maxie: I moved out on Mac, and I need a place to live starting today.
Lulu: So do I.
Maxie: Well, why don't you move in with your boyfriend? You guys practically live together any --
Lulu: Johnny lost his lease. And he doesn't have any money now that he left his family business. I can't live with the Quartermaines. They freak out every time I bring Johnny over.
Maxie: Well, move in with Lucky, because this is the cheapest apartment within walking distance to work.
Lulu: Eight blocks, too far to walk in spiked heels.
Maxie: For you, not for me.
Lulu: I want this place.
Maxie: I want this place. And you owe me for taking the blame when you told Carly about Kate's dress.
Lulu: I'm very grateful for that, but I am not grateful enough to give you this.
Maxie: Finder's keepers or something like that. Oh, God, this furniture is disgusting.
Lulu: And the closet space is going to be really small. You're going to be pretty miserable here.
Maxie: No, this place has good bones, just needs a little paint.
Lulu: And a new area rug.
Maxie: Well, there's a furniture outlet around the corner.
Lulu: There are, you know, two bedrooms here. I guess we could both live here.
Maxie: You mean, work and live together?
Lulu: Half the rent.
Maxie: And half the price of fixing this place up.
Lulu: So, is it a deal?
Maxie: Fine, we could share this apartment together.
Lulu: Great.
Maxie: Great.
Diane: I'm going to go in and have a preliminary meeting with the federal agent. You just sit right there and don't shoot anyone.
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