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Jan 11, 2009 03:35
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Luke: Sheath your scalpel, Doctor. There are things I need to say to my wife.
Monica: Ex-wife. She isn't family anymore, and technically, she shouldn't even be here.
Luke: Tracy, don't move.
Leyla: He's going into v-tach.
Luke: Wait, wait -- wait, just wait.
Monica: If we wait in your condition, you could die. Sedate him.
Luke: You sedate me, and I'll punch your lights out. You can't do this.
Tracy: Why?
Bo: Who put you in charge, Cassadine? We're Raylene's family, and we want to hear her last will and testament.
Vance: These are my sister's dying wishes.
Nikolas: I just find it hard to believe. You inherit millions, and she gets an envelope. That's --
Nadine: Nikolas, please don't.
Nikolas: No, I saw how much she loved you. I saw that firsthand.
Nadine: She wanted me to have an envelope.
Attorney: Are you saying there is something irregular with the will?
[Sam groans]
Sam: Ow! Ow!
Luke: No offense, Dr. Quartermaine, but the last time you sliced me open, I very nearly kicked the bucket.
Monica: Well, I was grieving the loss of my daughter and my husband.
Luke: Yes, and Tracy almost had to grieve the loss of her old man.
Monica: Well, Tracy and I have buried the hatchet, and at the moment, you don't have many options open to you.
Luke: I would like just a little time to reflect on this before jumping back up on your operating table. I'm sure you understand. And I would like that time to be with the woman I love.
Leyla: I'm not sure you realize what bad shape you're in, Mr. Spencer.
Tracy: I do not have a problem with Monica slicing you open, because I think you should get what you deserve, what you need. The sooner the better.
Luke: Well, I would like just a little time to make peace with you, buttercup. Alone. I have a confession to make.
Monica: Oh, I don't think it's going to come to any shock to Tracy if she finds out that you threw your heart out of whack because you were cheating on her with some bimbo. But then, that wasn't really the case, because she's already dumped you.
Luke: Tracy is the light of my life.
Monica: And she's going to be wearing black and fitting you for a pine box if we don't get going, Luke.
Luke: I don't need an operation.
Leyla: All your tests say otherwise.
Monica: And so do the monitors.
Luke: That's because they're all rigged, all right?
Monica: What?
Luke: The tests, the monitors -- I faked it all.
Tracy: Told you.
Bo: You think we somehow forced Aunt Raylene to make the video and give us all that money?
Vance: We didn't even know she had it.
Nadine: That's not what Nikolas meant.
Bo: What did you mean?
Nikolas: Look, I'm not accusing anyone of anything here, really.
Vance: But you're hoping to get your hands on a piece of Nadine's inheritance, but turns out she only got an envelope, which probably was a nice letter from Raylene and some of her recipes.
Bo: Since there's nothing in it for you now, why don't you leave?
Nikolas: I apologize. I shouldn't have interrupted. This is a family matter. It's Raylene's last wishes, and they should be honored. I apologize.
Raylene: No doubt you're all wondering why I didn't leave Nadine any money, why she gets an envelope instead, and the answer is, Nadine is the only one I trust to do the right thing.
Customer: They haven't come up with the financing. Right, it's got a big bare spot. Okay, turn it so I can see the other side. Sorry, it's a $3 billion dollar project, so -- right, I know. Stop, right there. Now just -- hold on, Bill. You're supposed to pull down the branches so I can see what it's going to look like when there's a bunch of gold and silver crap hanging all over it.
Maxie: Wow, this is a long way from Johnny Zacchara, wild rebel with a bottomless bank account.
Lulu: Who is this idiot talking to Johnny like he's a dog?
Maxie: Johnny looks like he wants to punch his lights out.
Lulu: He won't. He is determined to make it without any of his family's money. I don't want to see this anymore. Let's go.
Maxie: Yeah, it'd be super humiliating if Johnny knew you'd seen him like this.
Lulu: Maxie.
Spinelli: Oh, hey, fair blonde cohabitants, what a happy coincidence.
Lulu: What are you doing here?
Spinelli: Well, I, too, am looking for a Christmas tree, something worthy of casa de Stone Cold.
Maxie: Well, they have an awful selection.
Spinelli: Nonsense, I see plenty of lovely specimens.
Customer: Okay, tie it up, and use the tarp. You scratch the top of my car, no tip. Sorry, Bill. The rigors of Christmas tree retail were too much for this kid to handle. Right.
Spinelli: I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding a suitably festive tree.
Lulu: No, we're going to go someplace else.
Spinelli: Yeah, but I'm just going to -- I'll seek assistance.
Lulu: No, no, Spinelli, it's okay.
Spinelli: Excuse me, kind Tannenbaum attendant. My lovely friends and I are looking for assistance.
[Pounding on door]
Lucky: Is she here?
Jason: Wait, what are you talking -- what's going on?
Lucky: Just answer the damn question. Is Sam here?
Jason: The last time I saw Sam was at the courthouse after we gave our statements to the federal agent.
Lucky: You know what? It's been a long couple of days, and I'm a little ragged. Just answer my question. After what you and Sam have been -- you know what? The hell with it. Maybe I just jumped to conclusions.
Jason: Okay, hold on, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why are you looking for Sam? When was the last time you saw her?
Sam: Hello? Hello, can anyone hear me? I'm trapped down here. Hello?
Sam: Help! Somebody. Help me.
Johnny: It's not a bad gig. Tips are decent. Of course, you have to deal with the occasional jerk.
Lulu: That's true with any job.
Maxie: Yeah, but I can't believe you didn't hit that guy. I mean, he was talking to you like a total moron, and you handled it perfectly.
Spinelli: I'm sure the cell phone-yammering scrooge is an anomaly at such a festive enterprise as this. I bet his negative energy is overwhelmingly offset by those seeking holiday cheer.
Johnny: Yeah, I like seeing the happy kids running around, and you can't beat the pine-fresh scent.
Spinelli: Oh, and to that very topic, might I inquire as to your inventory? See, I seek a tree that has not been brutally harvested at the end of a buzz saw.
Johnny: You want a tree in a pot?
Spinelli: Yes, I am looking for an eco-friendly approach to the Christmas festivities.
Johnny: They're right over there.
Spinelli: Oh, excellent.
Maxie: Does Jason know he's going to have a Christmas tree as part of his permanent decor?
Spinelli: After the holidays, I will transport it to a woodland area and plant it in a place where it will flourish and grow.
Maxie: That's different and very cool.
Spinelli: Woo, look at this fine specimen. Hello.
Johnny: Say, you need a hand?
Spinelli: Um --
Maxie: Spinelli, I like this one. It's very Christmasy and says, "Take me home, please."
Spinelli: If it brings Maximista joy, who is the Jackal to refuse? Okay.
Johnny: Thanks. I can drive it over later, if you like.
Spinelli: Oh, Jackal is more than capable. Okay -- one, two, three. Okay.
Johnny: Not what you expected, huh?
Lulu: You needed a job, and you went out and got one. That's better than what most people do.
Johnny: If my dad could see me now.
Lulu: This is good, honest work. Nothing to look down on. And after the holidays, you'll get a better job.
Johnny: Yeah, well, you know what? I'd sling Christmas trees for the rest of my life if it meant I didn't have to go back to my family.
Milo: Does Mr. C know?
Claudia: What?
Milo: That you brought that stuff down.
Claudia: None of your business. Why don't you knock? You should knock before you come in here, understand?
Milo: I'm sorry.
Claudia: Where's that mail? You said you were going to bring my mail.
Milo: It's all right here. I stacked it for you.
Claudia: So you did. Sorry. I didn't mean to snap at you.
Claudia: Milo! Change of plans. We're going to go out.
Vance: Raylene had her own way of doing things, right up to the end. It's a hell of a thing.
Eric: I wish there was something else I could do.
Nadine: Oh, you did so much for her while she was alive. I can't thank you enough for that.
Bo: It's just not fair, us getting all this money.
Nadine: It's what Raylene wanted.
Bo: I feel bad, Nadine.
Nadine: Don't. Whatever is in this envelope is -
Bo: Probably some embarrassing family secret that you're put in charge of.
Nadine: Well, I am happy that Aunt Raylene has entrusted this to me.
Bo: If you need anything, don't hesitate to --
Nadine: I'll be fine.
Bo: That's right. You got yourself a prince. That stuff I said about you being after Nadine's inheritance, I didn't --
Nikolas: I understand. You're just looking out for your cousin.
Nikolas: Well, Aunt Raylene certainly had a flair for the dramatic, didn't she?
Nadine: Yeah. I guess it's time to see what all the mystery is about.
Nikolas: Yeah.
Nadine: I know this is silly, but part of me thinks that what's in here is something really amazing, but the other part thinks that maybe it's not, and then I might be kind of disappointed, and in that case, it would be better if the news came from you. So would you mind?
Nikolas: Oh, okay. Well, whatever she left you, I know that she loved you and trusted you and believed in you, and those are all things that you can carry with you the rest of your life, so --
Nadine: Right, yeah.
Nikolas: All right, you ready?
Nadine: Yes.
Nikolas: Okay.
Nadine: Oh, my gosh.
Tracy: Not only did you commit fraud --
Luke: It was harmless fun.
Tracy: You diverted valuable hospital resources from truly sick people. You admitted it to the chief of staff. Please call the authorities.
Leyla: Dr. Quartermaine, if you don't need me, I should get back to the desk.
Monica: No, that's all right. You go ahead.
Tracy: Don't go far. The police are going to want to take your statement.
Monica: I would love to turn you into the cops, but --
Tracy: But? No buts about it. He's a liar. Throw him in jail.
Monica: But Tracy has made our lives miserable since your latest breakup, and I don't think her mood's going to improve if you go to prison or you get tried for fraud. So for the sake of harmony, I am going to let this slide. But don't you ever, ever pull a stunt like this again.
Tracy: That's it?
Monica: No, that is not it. What I want from you, Tracy, is to admit that you love Luke, take him back, and please stop driving the family crazy.
Luke: I meant everything I said before about you, about this, us, everything.
Tracy: You're just trying to weasel back on the gravy train, Luke. You have been playing me all along.
Luke: You have been playing me too, wife.
Tracy: Don't call me wife. I'm not your wife.
Luke: Yes, you are. I know that you didn't go through with the divorce.
Nikolas: It looks like a schematic for some sort of a plow.
Nadine: Yeah, and look right there in the name, "Patented by Raylene Crowell."
Nikolas: It seems that Aunt Raylene was a woman with many unexpected talents who continually surprises, much like yourself.
Nikolas: God, and how many times have I driven by a farm and seen a plow, not knowing that the entire time my aunt is devising a better way for it to work, and not only that -- she made it a reality. You think it's silly that I am so excited about this.
Nikolas: No, no, not at all. I think it's something that you should be very proud of.
Nadine: God, but she had this whole separate life as an inventor. I mean, why would she keep that a secret from all of us?
Nikolas: I don't know. My only guess would be based on my experience with various businesses that I own. I think your aunt is a right-brain type thinker, an idea person, and I think creative people need to just go off into their own separate world, you know?
Nadine: Yeah, I guess so. I mean -- also, why wouldn't she entrust it to the entire family? I mean, why leave all of this information just to me?
Nikolas: Maybe it was because of the special relationship that you shared with her. Maybe she knew that you'd appreciate it in a way that no one else could. I mean, look at the way you reacted, you know? It was more about the achievement and less about the monetary value of this. I mean, because you know this is probably worth a great deal of money, right?
Claudia: Hey, do you guys sell olive branches?
Johnny: Fresh out.
Claudia: Okay, well, I guess this will have to do, then. It's biblical. Come on, you know, like Noah and the ark. Come on, you remember Noah. Noah jumped through hoops of fire. He did everything he was told, just to prove himself, and what happened? He got stuck with a bunch of animals, up to his neck in crap. Kind of like you and dad.
Johnny: Then the dove came with the twig in his mouth, the proverbial olive branch, signifying it was safe to get out, which it still is. You know, I'm living proof.
Claudia: I'm sorry that we fought. I don't want to fight with you, and I'm sorry I came down so hard on you about working here.
Johnny: I'm turning over a new leaf, clean slate, and you know, I may not have anything, but I'm free of Dad, of all of it.
Claudia: Used to be my dream, too.
Johnny: You can still make that happen. The only one stopping you is you.
Claudia: Well, my dreams have changed, and my ambitions have changed. But one thing that hasn't changed is my love for you. So here, Johnny. Take it.
Lucky: The last time I saw Sam was in our apartment after she gave her statement, but I couldn't stay. Elizabeth just got called in by Agent Rayner. It was the very last minute. I knew how difficult it would be for Elizabeth to talk about what happened at the cabin, the fact that she had to shoot one of those Russian mobsters, and I did not want Elizabeth to have to face that alone. Sam and I, we both agreed to meet back at her apartment for dinner. She wouldn't answer her phone. She hadn't called.
Jason: Well, has she done this before, just taken off?
Lucky: Yes, but she always calls. Somehow she gets word back to me. You know as well as I do that once Sam gets something in her head, like going undercover, there's no getting through to her. I've been able to handle some better than others, but before I left, Sam and I -- we had a few words.
Jason: Did you have a fight?
Lucky: Yeah.
Jason: About what?
Lucky: Sam -- Sam said something about wanting to track down the Russian syndicate, something about going after Sasha Donev.
Jason: Okay, so Sam didn't show up? You just assumed that she came over here and we were working together?
Lucky: Yeah, now I'm just worried that Sam has gone after Sasha Donev alone.
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