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Jan 11, 2009 03:38
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Robert: Wipe the goofy expression off your face.
Anna: What goofy expression? I don't have a goofy expression.
Robert: You look like you just kicked dirt into my grave.
Anna: Really? I didn't think I looked that cheerful.
Robin: Dad, you have been very sick, all right? So we have the right to get all sappy and teary-eyed over you.
Robert: Well, yeah, but I don't want --
Anna: He doesn't want us to treat him like he's an invalid.
Robert: Yeah, I don't want to be treated either like I'm about to fall over.
Anna: Well, then why don't put together a list of looks and comments that are acceptable to you, and we'll try to stick to that.
Robert: Rule 101 for surviving cancer is thou shalt enjoy life.
Anna: Then don't stop us from enjoying ourselves. You know, seeing you with your granddaughter for the first time was a lovely moment. So sue us.
Robert: Robin, sweetie, do you want me here or not?
Robin: Dad, of course I want you here. But it isn't out of character for you to show up and act like you're perfectly fine when you're not. I mean, I am getting married, but I don't want you to risk your life over it.
Robert: Look, at the risk of repeating myself, which I'm about to, I'm in great shape. They signed off on this trip. I promise. Call the doctors. Ask them. They'll tell you.
Robin: No. I'd rather take your word for it.
Robert: Yes.
Anna: Oh, no, please.
Robin: Mom, be nice, or at least pretend in front of Emma.
Anna: I can't believe how much she's grown since I went away for a few weeks.
Robert: What? You mean she was smaller than this?
Anna: Yeah. She's so gorgeous.
Robert: Well. Huh. You know, I see a lot of Robin.
Anna: Yeah.
Robert: You, too.
Anna: Really?
Robin: It's funny. I see her dad in her cute, little nose. I guess we all see what we want to see.
Anna: Honestly, she's exactly like you when you were a little baby. She's got the same chin and eyebrows and the shock of dark hair.
Robert: Must have been precious.
Anna: I'm sorry you didn't know her then.
Robert: You did what you had to do. I tell you, I'm so proud I could bust.
Anna: It gives you chills, doesn't it? Oh, dear, God, listen to us. Oh.
Robert: Oh, we sound like grandparents.
Anna: Oh, hush your mouth.
Sasha: I wasn't sure you'd come.
Jason: Where's Sam?
Sasha: If I hadn't caught Sam following me -- spying on me, I'd have no bargaining chip at all. When we were driving Sam out of town, she escaped. Even that should have been a disaster, but I managed to -- what's that quaint little saying that you people have? To turn lemons into lemonade, because you see, Sam ran, Sam fell, and then she got trapped. And that led to you and I having this nice, little talk. I couldn't have planned it any better.
Jason: Just tell me where she is.
Sasha: I could have killed her, you know, but I'd rather use her. It's nice how we'll each get out of this in one piece.
Jason: Oh, so you want to trade Sam's location for your ticket out of here.
Michael's voice: Dad, dad, you made it.
Sonny's voice: Where else would I be, huh?
Michael: Wait up, wait up.
Sonny: Come on, come on.
Carly: You are just in time, because two little boys need to hang their stockings or Santa is just going to fly right over the house.
Michael: We cannot hang our stockings without you.
Sonny: Okay, let's celebrate the family Christmas that your mama promised us, okay? Come on, give me those things.
Carly: Okay. Guys, go, go, go.
Sonny: Okay, let's see what we got. Do we have letters for Santa?
Michael: Right here.
Morgan: Right there.
Sonny: Cookies?
Michael: Okay, I laid out the cookies and some chips, and the carrots are from Morgan for the reindeer.
Sonny: Oh, you always got to take care of the reindeer.
Michael: You have to.
Sonny: Right. All right, let's go. Let's get these up.
Carly: We have it all.
Sonny: What do you want, Morgan?
Morgan: A game.
Sonny: How did I know that? Okay, you get that.
Carly: Okay, wait, one, two, three.
[Cell phone rings]
Sonny: Hi.
Carly: I need to see you.
Sonny: Why?
Carly: I don't want to get into it over the phone. I'm at my house.
Sonny: Okay, I'm on my way.
Claudia: Where are you going?
Sonny: Don't wait up for me, thank you.
Robert: So let's talk about the wedding. I guess you invited, what? 10,000 of your closest friends?
Anna: Since when have you been interested in anything as mundane as a wedding?
Robin: Mundane? My wedding will not be mundane.
Anna: No, no, no, I didn't mean that as opposed to, you know, saving the world from anarchy or whatever.
Robert: My only daughter is getting married, and I'm still alive to see it.
Anna: Oh, that is something.
Robin: Well, maybe, that's why I went into labor in the first, fake wedding, so that he could be here for the real one.
Robert: I like the idea that you're doing it the day after Christmas. Now, that way, the husband is less likely to forget the anniversary.
Anna: Men are so practical.
Robin: Mm-hmm.
Robert: Did I say something wrong?
Anna: Nothing more than usual.
Robin: No, Dad, actually we picked the 26th because we just couldn't wait any longer. And it gave me enough time to get a new dress because the other one, I was, you know --
Anna: Oh, but it was beautiful.
Robert: Hey, look, what can I do to help? You know, do you need a limo, or you need more booze, a bouncer, a pink carpet, red carpet?
Robin: No, no, no, we're fine. Actually, Maxie is arranging the entire thing, so all you have to do is show up.
Robert: How is Patrick? Has he been a good boy?
Robin: He is. He is. I mean, he is so good with Emma. She likes him more than me. And he takes great care of me, even though I don't make it very easy for him.
Robert: No second thoughts?
Robin: About marrying him? No. I got rid of my doubts a long time ago.
Anna: I've rarely seen two people support and love each other more.
Robin: There's my man now. Hi. Look, the gang's all here.
Patrick: I didn't know if you were well enough to come.
Anna: Well --
Robert: How could I stay away when you and I have got that father-in-law to son-in-law chat to have?
Sasha: Look, I'm an attorney. And I get paid well for what I do. Sometimes, that means looking the other way. But I draw the line at taking a toddler hostage.
Jason: You tried to kill us when we were rescuing Jake.
Sasha: I thought my employers would kill me if Sam succeeded.
Jason: You're still breathing, aren't you?
Sasha: Only because Andrei is dead, and they have no one else to manage the ground. But it's only a matter of time. So, you're going to finance my escape, and in exchange, I'll tell you where to find Sam.
Jason: How do I know she's not already dead?
Sasha: You don't. But she was alive when I last saw her not even an hour ago. Continue to waste time, and she will likely not survive. You don't trust me. I don't trust you either. But desperation makes for strange bedfellows. So as a matter of good faith, I'm going to let you in on something that you might like to know. You've hurt the syndicate. They're beginning to question the wisdom of setting up shop in Port Charles. Send the right message, and they will most likely cut their losses and move on. I plan to be far away when that happens. So, do we have a deal?
Alexis's voice: Sam, you have to wake up.
Sam: Alexis?
Alexis's voice: I want you to get up and start walking. You have to keep moving.
Sam: I'm so tired.
Alexis: You cannot go to sleep. If you go to sleep, you will freeze to death.
Sam: You're not even here. You're in my mind.
Alexis: I'm telling you what you already know. You can save yourself, but you have to get up. And you have to keep moving.
Jerry: You know, there were some nasty rumors going around that you and Sonny might get married. I mean, that's a match made in hell. But you know what? I understand the concept. You know, the great dynasties of Europe intermarried to consolidate power. But of course, inbreeding and an overblown sense of ego destroyed most royal houses. On the other hand, if your marriage to Sonny never happened, you'll have to find a very good excuse to --
Claudia: Get to the point, you psycho.
Jerry: This is really, really quite amusing. I mean, the truth about little Michael Corinthos is right under his father's nose. Sonny might stumble upon it and find out that you're behind that whole, nasty incident. But I can understand that by now you're anxious to start the game. So, I made the first clue a really easy one. The first DVD is hidden in the window to your soul.
[Jerry laughs]
Jerry: I mean, that's presuming that you have a soul. So, we'll find out soon enough. See you on the next DVD -- or not. All right, darling?
Robert: They had no sense of humor in that clinic. I mean, if there was any booze there, I could never find it.
Patrick: Okay, I'm off. Mushu pork, lettuce-wrapped chicken. How many orders of pot-stickers you want?
Anna: Get three.
Patrick: Three, okay.
Robin: Actually, Mom, would you mind going with Patrick, make sure he remembers everything?
Anna: Sure. Come on. You behave yourself, you three.
Robert: You know, you're still my little girl.
Robin: Don't say that. I'm trying so hard to act like a grown-up.
Robert: Well, you've always older than your years. I mean, your mom and I knew that you were an old soul. I took a lot of comfort out of that. I felt that it would probably serve you well as you got older, that and the fact that you're a raving control freak.
Robin: I am not.
Robert: I can remember -- we would sit around the dinner table, or we would start to sit down at the dinner table, and you would take it upon yourself to tell everybody where they could sit.
Robin: Well, it was a tough job, but somebody had to do it.
Robert: You were always beautiful, and you've always known your own mind as long as I can remember.
Robin: You know, I really -- I remember the first day I met you. And I was thinking, wow, that man's really tall. And he's handsome, and he's nice to me. And then I found out you were my dad, and I felt like I was the luckiest kid in the world.
Robert: The pleasure was all mine. I mean, you've been that gift that just kept on giving.
Robin: I'm really glad that you're here.
Robert: That's what I finally wanted to hear.
Robin: Okay, fine, but, now you have to tell me how you're really feeling.
Robert: Well, I'm about 90 percent. The other 10 percent -- I'm going write that off to being on the wrong side of 40.
Robin: Well, you look good. Your hair is growing back.
Robert: Oh, that's my summer cut. It's hip -- whatever hip is.
Robin: You get your appetite back?
Robert: Yeah. I eat like a horse.
Robin: Good, good, and you're walking around all right?
Robert: Yeah, I can -- why?
Robin: I was just hoping since you're here, that you would walk me down the aisle when Patrick and I get married.
Alexis: Sam, you have to wake up. The more you sleep, the more you come closer to dying.
Sam: Why do you care?
Alexis: Because I'm your mother.
Sam: No. Now I know I'm -- you don't like being my mother. You don't even like me.
Alexis: Baby, that's not true. Maybe that's why you're seeing me now.
Sam: I want my mother to save me.
Alexis: I can't save you, Sam. But you know how to save yourself. And you can do it. It's the only chance you have to make things right. So get up and start moving.
Jason: Yeah, Bernie. Go ahead, send it now.
Sasha: Thank you.
Jason: I gave you want you want. Tell me where Sam is.
Sasha: I am so relieved to get out of this place. My one consolation is knowing that you will beat those sons of bitches that I -- uhh!
[Sasha gasps]
Jason: Be quiet, be quiet. Okay, okay, okay. Tell me where Sam is. I gave you what you wanted. Tell me where she is.
[Sasha gasps and coughs]
Carly: You came.
Sonny: You said it was important. What's going on?
Carly: Come in.
Sonny: The tree looks nice.
Carly: Yeah.
Morgan: Merry Christmas, Dad.
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