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Jan 11, 2009 03:40
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Robin: I want this wedding -- my -- my actual wedding, to be perfect. And it will be if you'll agree to walk me down the aisle.
Robert: Well -- I am deeply honored. And I -- I love you to death. But I can't do it, no.
Jason: Where's Sam?
[Sasha gasps]
Jason: Where -- where is she? Tell me how to find her.
Sasha: White --
Jason: Come on, tell me.
Sasha: Rock.
Elizabeth: Do you need help with that?
Cameron: Yes.
Elizabeth: Do you see what the problem is? You took the laces out of the hole, silly goose. Let's put these laces back and we'll fix the bunny here, okay? Now whip it around.
Sam: That is not your baby. You have no right to take that child. Give him back.
Maureen: I'm sorry. I -- I didn't know -- I didn't just --
Sam: Just give him back. Give him back. Come on.
Sam: He's okay.
Sonny: So when did you get so tall? You been doing all right? Working hard in school? Come over here.
Robert: I'm ridiculously honored and proud of the life you've made for yourself. But come on, let's face it. I made hardly any contribution to it.
Robin: I disagree.
Robert: I have no right to walk you down the aisle.
Robin: Of course you do. You have every right. You're my father.
Robert: What about my brother?
Robin: Well, he walked me down the aisle the first time.
Robert: Yeah, but that didn't count.
Robin: Come on. Uncle Mac will understand.
Robert: He'll say that, but it's not fair that I come in at the last minute and steal his glory.
Robin: Listen, I will always be grateful to Uncle Mac for everything that he did for me. But you're my dad.
Robert: And a pretty lousy one, too, as you've reminded me on a couple of occasions.
Robin: Well, that was before you got sick. And I have to say, now that I'm a parent, I'm just beginning to see how hard it is and I realize that, well, you made decisions in order to protect me.
Robert: Well, a lot of that is true. But I made few sacrifices to really accommodate my family. Let's face it. It's easy to be a hero when you're halfway around the world. My brother was here. He was working on the foundation that helped you become -- the incredible person that you are now.
Robin: Dad, I want you to do this, please.
Robert: I'll tell you what. How about you let me run it by him and we'll -- we'll take it from there?
Robin: What? You're leaving?
Robert: I'm going out for some fresh air.
Robin: It's freezing outside.
Robert: The exercise won't kill me.
Robin: Okay, well, jut out of curiosity, what should I tell Mom when she gets back?
Robert: Well, you can tell her that her ex has a lot on his mind.
Jerry: This is really, really quite amusing. I mean, the truth about little Michael Corinthos is right under his father's nose. Sonny might stumble upon it and find out that you're behind that whole nasty incident. But I can understand that by now you're anxious to start the game. So I made the first clue a really easy one. The first DVD is hidden in the window to your soul.
Ric: Now, that is the best sight I have seen all day.
Claudia: How did you get past Milo?
Ric: I gave him a banana. Better question -- what are you looking for? Maybe I can help you find it.
Carly: So Morgan and I decided that we wanted to spend Christmas here at home. Didn't we?
Sonny: You sure you're comfortable with that?
Carly: Yeah, for the most part. This is where we wanted to be.
Sonny: Right.
Carly: We have a lot of memories in this house, don't we, buddy?
Morgan: Does Michael know it's Christmas?
Sonny: I think he does. Want to know why? Because he loves you. And he loves Christmas. So, in a way, it's going to be like he's with you now. I mean, unfortunately, he's not going to walk through the door because his body is still where it is, but Michael's spirit will always be with you, you know? Like taking care of you, like a -- like a guardian angel.
Carly: A Christmas angel.
Sonny: And you know, because he always takes care of you. You know that, right? He always wanted the best Christmas for you. He wanted the biggest tree -- didn't he teach you how to shake the presents to see what's inside?
[Sonny chuckles]
Sonny: A lot of memories here. Can't forget that, right? And -- you know why you can't forget that? Because all Michael wanted for you was to be happy -- and have a great Christmas, okay? Don't forget that, okay?
Carly: And that's what your father and I both want for you, too, okay?
Morgan: Okay.
Elizabeth: How did that woman get Jake? I didn't even see her.
Sam: It's okay. He's fine.
Elizabeth: I should've been paying closer attention. If you hadn't stopped her --
Sam: I just -- I would never let anyone hurt this little guy.
Elizabeth: Thank you, Sam. Thank you for rescuing Jake.
Spinelli: No, not to worry. I'm just -- you know, I'm just checking in to see if Stone Cold had reported in in the last half hour or so. Oh, no, no, no, not a big deal. Not a big deal at all. Now I'll just sit around and eat potato chips and drink refreshing orange soda until the master's inevitable and timely return. Yeah, thank you, bye. Oh, God. Yes, beneficent one, 'tis I, the Jackal. We are at Defcon one red alert. Yes, Defcon one red alert. We're --
[Door opens]
Spinelli: Cancel Defcon one red alert. Repeat, cancel Defcon --
Jason: Who is that? Bernie?
Spinelli: Yes. Affirmative. I thought you had walked in to an ambush.
Jason: I did. Place an untraceable call to 911, okay? Tell them there's a body on Pier 52. A sniper took out Sasha right before she was going to tell me where Sam is.
Spinelli: It's done.
Jason: Okay, now see what you can find out about white rock.
Spinelli: One word or two?
Jason: I don't know.
Spinelli: Is it a business, home or landmark?
Jason: I don't know that either. I just know that it's close to here and I know that Sasha said to me white rock. I think that's where Sam is. So find something.
Luke: Where are you? Bursitis? Bursitis? You can't come up with anything better than that? Look, I don't want to hear about bursitis when I'm standing here freezing my jingle bells off. Get down here or be ready to swim back to Cuba. What a waste.
Robert: Nice work, Spencer. I can see you haven't lost your touch.
Claudia: Sonny broke this Christmas tree ornament and I'm just trying to find it and glue it back together.
Ric: Since when do you clean up after Sonny?
Claudia: It was kind of my fault.
Ric: You don't believe that.
Claudia: Yeah, I do, actually. I -- I -- Sonny didn't want a Christmas tree and I went and got one anyway. And then I went upstairs and I got down the ornaments that his kids made for Christmas and I put them on the tree because I thought it would make him feel better. It didn't.
Ric: Did he hurt you?
Claudia: No, of course not.
Ric: I know my brother's rages, Claudia. Even though he professes himself to not be violent towards women, he is dangerous all the same. Next time, do me a favor. Just call me.
Claudia: Yeah, Sonny will calm right down if I do that. He's going to be upset that he broke the ornament because Michael made it. But if I can find it and glue it back together before he gets home --
Ric: Okay, okay, yeah, I know. Yeah, I get the -- I get Sonny getting mad and breaking something that he loves, but you being all worried about it and trying to fix it, not so much. The ornament is over here, by the way.
Claudia: Huh.
Ric: Is there a DVD that goes with this?
Claudia: Yeah. Actually, I'm downloading some Christmas carols for you.
Ric: Okay, any chance at all that you're going to tell me what's really going on here?
Claudia: Now that we found the ornament, I can glue it back together and maybe Sonny will start to trust me. The sooner Sonny starts to trust me, the sooner I can get what I'm really after.
Ric: Mm-hmm. And what are you really after?
Claudia: You, for one thing.
Ric: Look --
Ric: Are you serious?
Claudia: Mm-hmm, come on.
Sonny: Listen, I didn't know I'd get to see you tonight, so I didn't bring your Christmas present. You okay with that?
Morgan: Yeah.
Sonny: But whenever -- I'll -- I'll get it to you, okay? Don't worry about it.
Carly: Hey, Morgan, why don't you go upstairs and get your daddy's Christmas present?
Carly: Okay.
Sonny: So what made you call -- call me over here?
Carly: Morgan is getting older. I don't want his Christmas memories to be staying at a hotel after his mother screwed up yet another marriage. I don't want him to wake up Christmas morning and miss Michael and miss you. I thought about just bringing him home and try again. You know me. Never say die.
Sonny: I appreciate that.
Carly: You were right about Michael. He loved Christmas. And he always wanted Morgan to have fun.
Carly: Morgan misses you. And he needs you and you need him. Christmas is supposed to be about miracles. So I'm hoping that this year, the Christmas miracle will be that we can -- well, we can somehow heal, you know?
Sonny: So what are we talking about here, just for Christmas or are you going to let me back in Morgan's life?
Anna: Hi.
Patrick: Hey, I hope you and your dad are hungry.
Anna: Yeah, you know what is so weird? Not going to Kelly's when I'm here in Port Charles. It just seems so weird.
Robin: Well, at least Mike's out of the hospital.
Anna: Oh, yeah?
Robin: Thank you.
Anna: Oh, so where's Dad? Is he in the closet with the -- in the nursery with the baby?
Robin: Actually, he left.
Anna: Is he feeling all right?
Robin: I asked him to walk me down the aisle.
Anna: Oh.
Robin: Yeah. He said no at first and then he said, "Well, we'll have to run it by Uncle Mac."
Anna: Well, there might be some truth to that, but I don't know. I just think it's all this domesticity, the new granddaughter. It's just getting to Robert.
Robin: Yeah, well, I hope he doesn't do something stupid to try and feel young again.
Anna: What, like buy a sports car? I mean, honestly, he should be excited that you asked him and that he's now beaten cancer. I mean, what's wrong with him? He's just so arrogant.
Patrick: There's nothing wrong with arrogance if you are the best.
Anna: Oh, my God. Your father would say that.
Robin: I know.
Patrick: Well, maybe Emma will cut me down to size.
Anna: One can only hope.
[Robin chuckles]
Anna: Listen, don't worry about your dad. He'll be back.
Anna: He might even walk you down the aisle, too, once he gets used to the idea.
Robin: Well, even if he doesn't, would you be my matron of honor?
Luke: Why aren't you in Switzerland?
Robert: You think I can't beat a simple thing like cancer? It's called remission.
Luke: Congratulations, pal. That's great news. We'll celebrate. We'll start with a good Cuban cigar as soon as Jorge gets here.
Robert: Well, I've made some sacrifices. Have you called 911?
Luke: No, they can't help her now.
Robert: Do you know what happened?
Luke: No, she was dead when I got here. I came down to meet my Cuban connection who is now 18 minutes late.
Robert: Didn't you have a quadruple bypass? I mean, didn't that tell you something?
Luke: We've both been turned back from death's door. What that tells me is the party's still on. I intend to enjoy it to the last second.
Robert: Well, I haven't given up all my vices. I can still drink your wobbly back end under the ground, starting right now.
Luke: You're on. Let's get hammered.
Robert: Wait, wait, wait. We can't just leave her here, you know.
Luke: I don't think I've seen her before. She may be a shill for the Russian mob.
Robert: That's too bad.
Officer: Freeze!
Ric: Look, I'm not complaining. I'm just saying, we are under Sonny's roof here.
Claudia: Hey, this is my bedroom, so I'll do whatever the hell I want. Besides, he won't be home for hours.
Ric: Okay, so one minute you're falling all over yourself trying to get back in Sonny's good graces. The next, you're doing what would appear to make this entire deal fall apart.
Claudia: Oh, well, maybe I'm just one of those crazy Zaccharas.
Ric: No, no, no, come on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Slow down, slow down. Maybe you're scared. Come on, what is it? Why don't you let me help you?
Claudia: You want to help me?
Ric: Yeah.
Ric: Oh, yeah.
Claudia: Help me.
Jax: Marty, I should be available on my cell phone most of the time, but if there are any packages, just forward them to the address in the email I sent you.
Marty: I'll take care of it.
Jax: Okay, you have a good holiday.
Marty: Thank you.
Kate: Hey, Jax, hi.
Jax: Hey.
Kate: I just picked up your message. What's all this about going to Australia?
Jax: I'm going to spend Christmas with my mother.
Kate: Oh. That seems rather sudden.
Jax: Yes, it is. I'm -- I'm going to surprise her when she comes across the finish line of the Port Philips yacht race.
Kate: So is that actually on Christmas Day?
Jax: I hope so. It depends on the wind. Why?
Kate: I -- obviously, I should have asked you this sooner, but given our unexpected circumstances, I was wondering if you might, I don't know, want to spend Christmas together.
Carly: I'm going to say this again and I really need you to hear me, okay? And maybe I need to listen to myself. I didn't take Morgan away from you to punish you. I did it to keep my little boy safe after what happened to Michael.
Sonny: I know you believe that, but can you understand how it made me feel?
Carly: I'm starting to, okay? I am.
Sonny: Do you see the double standard in that?
Carly: No, I don't.
Sonny: Being around Jason, what he does is just as dangerous as what I do, right? But you spend all kinds of time with him.
Carly: Morgan doesn't. Jason doesn't see Morgan. Jason doesn't come here to the house. If I want to see Jason, I go see Jason.
Sonny: But you still see him all the time --
Carly: I don't see him.
Sonny: Which means you blame me more than you blame Jason.
Carly: I don't want to have this fight. I don't -- I don't want to have this fight with you right now. It's Christmas. Morgan's right upstairs.
Sonny: I understand that, but if you want to heal, we have to be completely honest with each other. Just admit it. I mean, you still blame me for what happened with Michael.
Officer: We're going downtown.
Luke: Oh, gosh.
Mac: That won't be necessary.
Luke: Oh, thank God you're here.
Mac: I'll take it from here. Lose the cuffs, all right? Call the coroner. Start working the scene.
Luke: Perfect timing, bubba, perfect.
Robert: For once.
Mac: You know, if I wasn't so happy to see you, I'd punch your lights out.
Spinelli: Okay, even a refined search within a 20-mile radius provides disparate and multiple results. There's a machine shop, a clothing store, even a winery.
Jason: Hold on, hold on. All right, Sasha told me that her men grabbed Sam and drove her out of town.
Spinelli: Okay, did they indicate in which direction?
Jason: No, no, but she said that Sam escaped. She ran away, the men went after her, and then she said that Sam had fallen and trapped herself.
Spinelli: Meaning something fell on her? She got tangled in vines and ensnared in a heartless trap for woodland creatures?
Jason: Well, you know what? Check parks. Check mines. Check quarries. Just check everything right outside of town.
Spinelli: Okay -- okay, here's -- here's something. It's a quarry that's been closed for a number of years. It was best known for producing white granite.
Jason: Get me a map.
Sam: 83 bottles of beer on the wall. 83 bottles of beer. Take one, you pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall. 82 bottles -- ow!
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